colrow Registered User
#1

Tell us your Inglishman jokes

DylanS09 Registered User
#2

What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph?

The photograph is fully developed!

Matt Holck Registered User
#3



Silver has devised a pair of glasses which rely on the principle that the fatter a lens the more powerful it becomes. Inside the device’s tough plastic lenses are two clear circular sacs filled with fluid, each of which is connected to a small syringe attached to either arm of the spectacles.

The wearer adjusts a dial on the syringe to add or reduce amount of fluid in the membrane, thus changing the power of the lens. When the wearer is happy with the strength of each lens the membrane is sealed by twisting a small screw, and the syringes removed. The principle is so simple, the team has discovered, that with very little guidance people are perfectly capable of creating glasses to their own prescription.


http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/30/adjustable-glasses/

DanDan6592 Registered User
#4
FredH3as Registered User
#5

Quazzie Hosted Moderator
#6

Why did the Englishman cross the road. To invade every possible country he could because they are all a shower of bastards

dara95 Registered User
#7

knock kncok

whos there??

englishmen

Englishmen who?

english men love english men!!!

p.s they're gay

Queen-Mise Registered User
#8

FredH3as said:


any chance of a telephone number for this one, he is a fine thing

colrow Registered User
#9

queen-mise said:
any chance of a telephone number for this one, he has a fine thing


really queen-mise thats very lascivious of yourself, men aren't just lumps of meat

Pappa Dolla Moderator
#10

Quazzie2002 said:
Why did the Englishman cross the road. To invade every possible country he could because they are all a shower of bastards



Why did the Englishman retreat?

Because they only served "Foreign food".

Duiske Registered User
#11

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again and give that English b**tard another slap'.

colrow Registered User
#12

Duiske said:
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again and give that English b**tard another slap'.


rotflmao

#13

colrow said:
Tell us your Inglishman jokes


racist

colrow Registered User
#14

lol i is a inglishman

#15

Why did the Englishman cross the road?


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