Tell us your Inglishman jokes
What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph?
The photograph is fully developed!
Why did the Englishman cross the road. To invade every possible country he could because they are all a shower of bastards
english men love english men!!!
p.s they're gay
any chance of a telephone number for this one, he is a fine thing
really queen-mise thats very lascivious of yourself, men aren't just lumps of meat
Why did the Englishman retreat?
Because they only served "Foreign food".
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again and give that English b**tard another slap'.
lol i is a inglishman
Why did the Englishman cross the road?