"please *burp* let me buy you a drink, I'll *stagger* score you if you *burp* let me get you a drink...please?"
lol, at least you get chat up lines, guys come up to me and just start feeling me up! :S
i tend to get none of the above... haha, actually, even when single... neither
that'll do pig... that'll do..
if i could be any biological molecule i'd be a dna helicase, so i could unzip your genes/jeans
Ha. Thats creepy. at first I thought your Mam said it to her grandson.
Now I read it properly and it's still creepy. Does the Man like to dress up in nappies?
haha, i thought that one was creepy, but kinda fantastic at the same time.