I initially found this article to be rather plausible as an American Christian article. God damn commies....
Leader of the the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill, who apparently took a vow of poverty when becoming a monk, is poorly doctored in a photo to airbrush out a luxury watch he was wearing.
And what is it with the religious and funny hats??
Transmitter to hear what God is saying.
Apparently, God likes to say "Bling yo'self up, b*tch!" to the religious leaders.
The special hats are for keeping the wearer out of touch with reality
^ Nice one muppeteer ;you found the doctored photo. The watch itself has transubstantiated, but its reflection is still visible there in the polished table
^^ Oh trollface!
Hours of fun to be had on this website: http://www.catholicireland.net/talk2god/
It allows children to talk directly to God.Its fun thinking up the most sacriligious combo's you can come up with.
^^ Especially the two on the left and right, Jesus. They have both lost their way.