kerrymaid Registered User

Anybody got any quotes they'd like to share? inspirational or humourous? with or without an author, just something that hit the right note with you?

"Your village called, they want their idiot back"

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, i can, all of them make me laugh...."
W.H. Auden

440Hz iMod

Hmmm too many choices, I'll have to think it over

ChityWest Registered User

Dorothy Parker had some of the best one liners ever - this one is prob one of the funnier ones

"If you laid all the girls in yale end to end I wouldnt be at all surprised".

"Is there no beginning to that mans talent".

Another one I liked was not Dorothy Parker - somone said it once about David Frost

"That man rose without trace".

p~b Registered User

**** happens

uncle ernie Registered User

"as a youth i used to weep in butchers shops"
Uncle Monty in Withnail & I...classic

JungleBunny Registered User

uncle ernie
"as a youth i used to weep in butchers shops"
Uncle Monty in Withnail & I...classic

That reminds me of:
"We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!" - Withnail

grahamor Registered User

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
-- Rudyard Kipling


Has to be Hannibal from a-team -

"I love it when a plan comes together"

Degsy Banned

"who the **** do ya think i'm gonna call?a snake charmer?I'm gonna call a doctor"

Nice Guy Eddie

Darren Registered User

"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"."
- Kryten, Terrorform

ChityWest Registered User

"I know you gentlemen have been through an awful lot - but when you find the time I would rather not spend the rest of my life TIED TO THIS FCUKING COUCH!!"

The guy from carpenter version of The Thing

Most of the things Ash says in the Medieval Dead /Army of Darkness

Q. Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts like thou art ?
A. Na, Just me baby, just me

This, This is my BOOMSTICK (waving a shotgun around)

Yo She Bitch (chick-chick noise loading a shotgun) Lets Go

Q. But you said that you loved me
A. Yeah but that was just pillow talk baby

The next one of you primates e-even tu-huches me AND I SWEAR


Q. (Waffle Waitress ) Watcha reading for mr ?

A - hmm - not what am I reading - but - what am I reading for. Well I suppose I read for a great many reasons but one of the main ones is so's I dont end being a fcuking waffle waitress.

(Bill hicks - badly quoted)

kc66 Registered User

Keeping with Withnail & I:

"I feel like a pig shat in my head"

"If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision; let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?"

god's toy Registered User

God Darnit, Mr Lamarr! ‘You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore"

(Mr. Taggert in Blazing Saddles)


beat this heheheheh
just click homer for a few other good ones. my fave being . a hundred dollars for a comic book? who drew it?Michaelmelangelo?

deisemum Registered User

Not all children lie and not all adults tell the truth.

Those who can do
Those who can't teach.

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