Anybody got any quotes they'd like to share? inspirational or humourous? with or without an author, just something that hit the right note with you?
"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, i can, all of them make me laugh...."
Hmmm too many choices, I'll have to think it over
Dorothy Parker had some of the best one liners ever - this one is prob one of the funnier ones
"If you laid all the girls in yale end to end I wouldnt be at all surprised".
"Is there no beginning to that mans talent".
Another one I liked was not Dorothy Parker - somone said it once about David Frost
"That man rose without trace".
"as a youth i used to weep in butchers shops"
Uncle Monty in Withnail & I...classic
That reminds me of:
"We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!" - Withnail
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
-- Rudyard Kipling
Has to be Hannibal from a-team -
"I love it when a plan comes together"
"who the **** do ya think i'm gonna call?a snake charmer?I'm gonna call a doctor"
Nice Guy Eddie
"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"."
- Kryten, Terrorform
"I know you gentlemen have been through an awful lot - but when you find the time I would rather not spend the rest of my life TIED TO THIS FCUKING COUCH!!"
The guy from carpenter version of The Thing
Most of the things Ash says in the Medieval Dead /Army of Darkness
Q. Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts like thou art ?
A. Na, Just me baby, just me
This, This is my BOOMSTICK (waving a shotgun around)
Yo She Bitch (chick-chick noise loading a shotgun) Lets Go
Q. But you said that you loved me
A. Yeah but that was just pillow talk baby
The next one of you primates e-even tu-huches me AND I SWEAR
Q. (Waffle Waitress ) Watcha reading for mr ?
A - hmm - not what am I reading - but - what am I reading for. Well I suppose I read for a great many reasons but one of the main ones is so's I dont end being a fcuking waffle waitress.
(Bill hicks - badly quoted)
Keeping with Withnail & I:
"I feel like a pig shat in my head"
"If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision; let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?"
God Darnit, Mr Lamarr! ‘You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore"
(Mr. Taggert in Blazing Saddles)
beat this heheheheh
just click homer for a few other good ones. my fave being . a hundred dollars for a comic book? who drew it?Michaelmelangelo?
Not all children lie and not all adults tell the truth.
Those who can do
Those who can't teach.