carpocrates Registered User
#1

why can't I say hi to a girl on the street or start talking to one without it being drenched in 5 billion contradicting, codified sexual signals and why can't a girl just strike up a conversation with a lad somewhere without 'oh my god is she coming on to me..etc' or any of the infinite related microscopic nuances that echo off into the void, can sex not just stop rising it's banal head even once... seriously you guys.... can't we evolve past this? or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...

l3rian Registered User
#2

because thats how our brain works

also, girls are more cautious of strangers, but are a lot more approachable if you are co-workers, in the same gym or club, drunk, or have something obvious in common

bizmark Registered User
#3

6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh

dahamsta Banned
#4

Originally posted by carpocrates
or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...
ROFL, especially if it's three little maids you're talking to. I think you meant semaphore.

adam

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l3rian Registered User
#5

signal flags? yes thats a gOOd idea

carpocrates Registered User
#6

semaphore, that was it, knew it seemed wrong when i was writing it.
So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...

#7

Originally posted by carpocrates

So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...




He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!


BuffyBot Administrator
#8

Also an apron....

pork99 Registered User
#9
amp Registered User
#10

There's always the recreational part of sex which I vaguely remember being quite fun.

If chatting up people was easy (for people who aren't fabulously wealthy/famous/good looking) then I'm fairly sure the world would be a much more boring place.

hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment. It's not like Humanities cup is overflowething at the mo.

Agent Orange Registered User
#11

Originally posted by bizmark
6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh


Even the two billion who live in misery?

Commissar Registered User
#12

Originally posted by bizmark
6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh


Shower o' muppets.

Specky Registered User
#13

Also an apron....


Wearing an apron during sex....ooooooo saucy! Yet practical.

Beruthiel omnipotent and omniscient
#14

Originally posted by amp
hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment.


no way ampie
tis not a personal issue! it's an evolving issue or the lack there off...
now if he had said that he doesn’t want to have sex with women, what’s wrong with me? Then it would be a PI….

MiCr0 Like a boss!
#15

I'd like if people stuck to the topic - this isn't After Hours after all

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