[Lollers]

I had someone leave me their parking ticket Worth €1.24. It made me happy today.

Anyone else.

[mauzo]

Listening to tiesto with a bottle of wine, bouncing around the room!!!!!!!

4 energy drinks down WOOOOOO

[Grand_Rajnah]

I finally brought my cinema's damages and shrinkages percentage into line today, after a lot of feckin effort. That made me happy. Now I just need to keep it that way!

[Gummy Panda]

No I'm not happy. A belly rub would make me happy

[davet82]

I was patronising and condescending to a noob on boards today, that’s how I get my kicks, makes me happy, makes me feel like a big man...

[chin_grin]

Originally Posted by davet82

I was patronising and condescending to a noob on boards today, that’s how I get my kicks, makes me happy, makes me feel like a big man...

<still crying> Snif....

[Biggins]

My 4 year old son.
He walked in and saw Shrek 2 on the TV (the other kids were watching it).

"Hey dad, Piss In Boots is on!"

The wife and I nearly wet ourselves laughing!

[Abi]

Originally Posted by Lollers

I had someone leave me their parking ticket Worth €1.24. It made me happy today.

I do this for people all the time. Someone did this for me once when the town nearby went pay and display. I thought it was a nice thing to do, so if I've over paid I always keep an eye out for someone parking up.

Originally Posted by Gummy Panda

No I'm not happy. A belly rub would make me happy

/rubs belly

[kippy]

I am getting happier now, heading home in 5 minutes to my 11 month old son for a few hours of playtime before bed.

[Scioch]

Originally Posted by davet82

I was patronising and condescending to a noob on boards today, that’s how I get my kicks, makes me happy, makes me feel like a big man...

I tried to drag all hope and pleasure out of prospective parents in relation to the unjustifiable spawning of another ignorant little shít forced to struggle and suffer a life of hardship and in the process plant the seeds that life and consciousness is little more than unnecessary torment inflicted upon us out of unreasonable wants and desires of people who exists out of and perpetuate unnecessary ignorance and suffering.

This pleases me.

[christmas2012]

went into town got some stuff from pennys and going out later on so yeah im happy enough..

[Diapason]

Being back on Boards for the first time in about 100 years made me happy today. Plus, I'm going to the Paul Simon gig tonight with no intention of stabbing anyone or anything.

[kfallon]

I thought it was Wednesday for a while today then remembered it was actually Thursday and I have football tonight, get in!

[KenSwee]

My bill in Aldi.

[Culleeo]

I'm not happy because I was due to go back pre-season training tonight but I twisted my ankle playing 5 a side last night, now I'm going to be out for a couple of weeks

On a lighter note, I couldn't go to work today so I was able to watch porn and fap all day.