Two days. 48 hours. 2880 minutes. In the Mountjoy. My first time...
Will the food be edible?
Will the bunk bed be ok enough to get at least an hour of sleep?
Will my rectum get pulverized?
Will my teeth say 'hello' to the floor?
Will I meet the guy who f***ed his own mother on the eve of the Mother's Day, a story I heard the radio today?
So many questions are going through my head right now... I have just 13 days of freedom left.
Any tips on how to survive there, obviously it's going to be really hard for me as I'm a foreigner?
| 04-07-2012, 22:02 | #1 |
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Two days in the Mountjoy. Will I enjoy the experience?
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| 04-07-2012, 22:06 | #3 |
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You should watch Oz before you go, itll make you feel better.
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You'll be out within the hour.
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| 04-07-2012, 22:07 | #5 |
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Watch this, be grand...
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| 04-07-2012, 22:07 | #6 |
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Please refer to the Glory hole thread.
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you will be released on good behaviour (automatic remission) within a few hours !!
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You have to go up to the biggest toughest guy and immediately knock him out. No questions, just do it, otherwise you are gonna be the bottom bitch. The food will be edible. |
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Wine bottle corks. You'll soon discover how useful they can be.
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Im sure the lads in there have seen plenty of people just in for a couple of days and then leave. Keep your head down and dont talk until spoken to.
P.S since you're a foreigner you may not know it but you will have to go to the toilet in a bucket. Dont go in hungover and eat lots of fibre 
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Have you seen Midnight Express?
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And its very unlikely a prisoner sentenced to 48hrs will do more than an hour or so before being let out on T.R. No biggie and no need for lube. |
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