Question stolen from the fun thread.
I would like him to say:
"Sorry for the misunderstanding, but I told that bastard Moses to go back and tell the tribe to live life to its fullest and love one another. But that flucker twisted my words into one of the biggest disasters in all the Universes. Yes, the planet earth is dead last in evolving societies from the millions of other planets I created."
And I would say:
"But God, you curse?"
And he would say:
"Yeah, and I drink like a fish too. Come on in, it's 5 o' clock somewhere and I'm gasping."