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LiamSevenfold · 17-06-2012, 22:30

Share your funnyest expressions / Insults.. Me and the mates wanna good laugh

Varied · 17-06-2012, 22:32

I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

The King of Moo · 17-06-2012, 22:33

"You're as useless as seven Liams."

"Your ***** looks ****** and is about as much **** as a ****** with no ****** ******* and ***** ***** ************ **** ****** **** ******* all over your face."

**cournioni** · 17-06-2012, 22:34

Cillit Bang wouldn't shift you.

LiamSevenfold · 17-06-2012, 22:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varied

I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

Haha fair play on yah, Laughed at that one

admiralofthefleet · 17-06-2012, 22:35

she has a face like a bag of broken bells

he has a gob like a burnt fence

she has an arse like a badly parked volkswagen beetle

i hope she gets cancer of the gee (robbed from my father in law; what he said about margeret thatcher)

Cuchulainn1. · 17-06-2012, 22:37

A sniper wouldn't take her out...

The tide wouldn't take her out...

yermanoffthetv · 17-06-2012, 22:37

Face like a melted welly boot

ArtyM · 17-06-2012, 22:38

Sticks out like dog's balls.

F**k you, and if you have any friends in America - f**k them too.

Sure as there's cold **** in a dead cat.

mauzo · 17-06-2012, 22:38

She has a fanny like a burst couch..

The Davestator · 17-06-2012, 22:39

She's a face like a bulldog licking a drop of piss off a nettle.

spacecookie555 · 17-06-2012, 22:39

She'd get up on a gusta wind dat one.

I wouldnt get up on ya ta hang a pair a curtains.

Id rather get up ona murder charge.

Prammin the sprog.

Hahahaha

The Davestator · 17-06-2012, 22:39

A face like a box of broken drill bits...

coonecb1 · 17-06-2012, 22:40

She has a face like a bag of mickeys

Pandora2 · 17-06-2012, 22:40

The best part of him ran down his Mother's leg!!

Much to my embarassment I used this the other day!!

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17-06-2012, 22:32	#2
Varied Closed Account Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 713 Adverts \| Friends	I have a rasher(slang for vagina apparently) like a pebble dash wall.

17-06-2012, 22:33	#3
The King of Moo Registered User Join Date: May 2011 Location: Moo Posts: 6,633 Adverts \| Friends	"You're as useless as seven Liams." "Your *** looks ** and is about as much as a ** with no ** *** and * * ******** ** ***** all over your face."

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cournioni Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Home, car, work, car, football, car, college... Posts: 11,291 Adverts \| Friends Mod: North East	Cillit Bang wouldn't shift you.

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admiralofthefleet Closed Account Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 16,329 Adverts \| Friends	she has a face like a bag of broken bells he has a gob like a burnt fence she has an arse like a badly parked volkswagen beetle i hope she gets cancer of the gee (robbed from my father in law; what he said about margeret thatcher)

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Cuchulainn1. Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 411 Adverts \| Friends	A sniper wouldn't take her out... The tide wouldn't take her out...

17-06-2012, 22:37	#8
yermanoffthetv Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Vc-Oz Posts: 418 Adverts \| Friends	Face like a melted welly boot

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ArtyM Registered User Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 722 Adverts \| Friends	Sticks out like dog's balls. Fk you, and if you have any friends in America - fk them too. Sure as there's cold **** in a dead cat.

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mauzo Closed Account Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 3,979 Adverts \| Friends	She has a fanny like a burst couch..

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The Davestator Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dublin Posts: 1,627 Adverts \| Friends	She's a face like a bulldog licking a drop of piss off a nettle.

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spacecookie555 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 95 Adverts \| Friends	She'd get up on a gusta wind dat one. I wouldnt get up on ya ta hang a pair a curtains. Id rather get up ona murder charge. Prammin the sprog. Hahahaha

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coonecb1 Closed Account Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 515 Adverts \| Friends	She has a face like a bag of mickeys

17-06-2012, 22:40	#15
Pandora2 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Love nest in Louth Posts: 822 Adverts \| Friends	The best part of him ran down his Mother's leg!! Much to my embarassment I used this the other day!!