[Lando Griffin]

The OH sometimes comes out with the most amazing statements that she believes are facts.
Google is my friend when trying to explain the reasons and truths about things.
Am I the only one that has to explain things to their OH or do you be left gob smacked by things your Ohs say.

Landette on plastics :
Landette “ Wash the underneath of the lawnmower because it will rot if you don’t”
Lando “ Its built with a plastic body so I doubt it will”
Landette “Plastic rots too you know”
Lando “Only after about 2000 years”
Landette “ Who says?”
Lando “Science says”

Landette on Mechanics (in winter)
Landette “You better check the engine for water”
Lando “You don’t put water in the engine, you put in antifreeze / coolant”
Landette “Well just put in antifreeze so, don’t bother with the coolant”
Lando “It comes as one”
Landette “But if you put coolant in wont it cause it to freeze faster?”
Lando “No, it stops it from freezing in winter and over heating in summer”
Landette “Well I only going to get antifreeze so”

Landette on the chances of rain.
Landette “Check if there is going to be rain tomorrow”
Lando “it says 50% chance of rain between 8am and 11am tomorrow”
Next morning at 11 and no rain
Landette “That weather you got is rubbish sure there is no rain”
Lando “It said 50% chance of rain and we got the 50% chance of no rain”
Landette “Yea, but it said rain it didn’t say no rain”

Landette on the Beautiful game
In the shops and all the Ireland Euro 2012 merchandise.
Landette “Ha, there still trying to flog off the Paddys day stuff in May”
Lando “That’s for the Euros in Poland”
Landette “I thought they were in London?”
Lando “That’s the Olympics love”

So there you have it blond seems to be growing inward too.

Am I alone with Ohs saying silly things?

[Mr.Biscuits]

[membersonly]

I knew a woman once, she died soon afterwards..

[AnonoBoy]

I've never had a moron girlfriend so couldn't comment.

I suspect I'm the one that says dumb things in all my relationships.

[Kenno90]

Originally Posted by AnonoBoy

I've never had a girlfriend so couldn't comment.

Fixed that for you

[AnonoBoy]

Originally Posted by Kenno90

Fixed that for you

Some get the papers on the phone. Oscar Wilde has been reincarnated!!!!

[Buddinplant]

we should get Landette on here to present a proper defense. be a good auld fashioned school debate with some jeering and wolf whistling

[kfallon]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

The OH sometimes comes out with the most amazing statements that she believes are facts.
Google is my friend when trying to explain the reasons and truths about things.
Am I the only one that has to explain things to their OH or do you be left gob smacked by things your Ohs say.

Landette on plastics :
Landette “ Wash the underneath of the lawnmower because it will rot if you don’t”
Lando “ Its built with a plastic body so I doubt it will”
Landette “Plastic rots too you know”
Lando “Only after about 2000 years”
Landette “ Who says?”
Lando “Science says”

Landette on Mechanics (in winter)
Landette “You better check the engine for water”
Lando “You don’t put water in the engine, you put in antifreeze / coolant”
Landette “Well just put in antifreeze so, don’t bother with the coolant”
Lando “It comes as one”
Landette “But if you put coolant in wont it cause it to freeze faster?”
Lando “No, it stops it from freezing in winter and over heating in summer”
Landette “Well I only going to get antifreeze so”

Landette on the chances of rain.
Landette “Check if there is going to be rain tomorrow”
Lando “it says 50% chance of rain between 8am and 11am tomorrow”
Next morning at 11 and no rain
Landette “That weather you got is rubbish sure there is no rain”
Lando “It said 50% chance of rain and we got the 50% chance of no rain”
Landette “Yea, but it said rain it didn’t say no rain”

Landette on the Beautiful game
In the shops and all the Ireland Euro 2012 merchandise.
Landette “Ha, there still trying to flog off the Paddys day stuff in May”
Lando “That’s for the Euros in Poland”
Landette “I thought they were in London?”
Lando “That’s the Olympics love”

So there you have it blond seems to be growing inward too.

Am I alone with Ohs saying silly things?

But yet you don't give her a hard time over her mistakes because if you do you can kiss goodbye (actually you won't even get to kiss it) to that little goldmine between her legs

[IvySlayer]

Originally Posted by AnonoBoy

I've never had a moron girlfriend so couldn't comment.

I suspect I'm the one that says dumb things in all my relationships.

I suppose they all fall in love with your long flowing golden locks

Ohhh sorespot!

[Jammy Donut]

What kind of a ****ing name is Landette?

[flutterflye]

I couldn't follow that with all the lando's and landette's.
But yeah, I say some pretty stupid stuff sometimes.

[jayteecork]

The dole.

[AnonoBoy]

Originally Posted by IvySlayer

I suppose they all fall in love with your long flowing golden locks

Ohhh sorespot!

Well actually I did a Wayne Rooney on it and now I look like this.

[granturismo]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

The OH sometimes comes out with the most amazing statements that she believes are facts.
Google is my friend when trying to explain the reasons and truths about things.

Am I alone with Ohs saying silly things?

Google doesnt help here:

'I have a headache'

'it only cost €x' where €x = >(€x x2)

[BunShopVoyeur]

"Women can have orgasms too you know"


Nonsense