[derekeire]

Kids are bloody great at embarrassing parents and as they get older they think they know everything.
I love to turn the tables and embarrass my kids in public or in front of their friends. Especially my 14 year old who I know is secretly smoking. I know his password for his email, facebook etc.
What have you done or what do you do to get back at your kids by showing them up and embarrassing them?

[Twinkleboots]

You're mean

[StupidLikeAFox]

I posted this on another thread but it will also work in this instance. Firstly, set up a similar system to a rainwater harvesting system, except in reverse. Basically, a rainwater harvesting system catches rainwater and feeds it into your toilet water system. You want to do the opposite and catch your toilet waste (just liquids, no solids) and store it in a container with a tap on the end.

Next, you want to look up the Super Soaker website. In my experience these are the most powerful water guns available. Look up the nearest local distributor, they are usually sold in good toy shops. Find the most powerful gun available and purchase it. Fill up the SuperSoaker with the contents of the waste barrell.

Finally, once the gun is filled, you need to propel the urine in the general direction of your kids in a forceful manner

[BlueSmoker]

Talk about sex openingly, it's an equal playing ground to embarrassing, both kids and parents, if your going to pick on someone, give them a chance to win

[derekeire]

Am going to post on my 14 year old sons Facebook later that I am looking forward to Watching Eurovision tonight with him I know how much he loves Jedward.

[Battered Mars Bar]

I don't have any kids I spend all my monies on myself

[christmas2012]

i would post up pics of them as babies on facebook would embarrass any image concious teenager

[Diego Maradona]

What are you doing snooping around your sons Facebook page and Email, grow up FFS!

[Jaxxy]

Originally Posted by derekeire

I know his password for his email, facebook etc.

Originally Posted by derekeire

Am going to post on my 14 year old sons Facebook later that I am looking forward to Watching Eurovision tonight with him I know how much he loves Jedward.

Holy Jaysis derekeire, who needs enemies with a parent like you!

On holidays once when I was younger my Dad procured a speedo, stuffed it with a packet of my mother's cotton wool pads (the type you use to remove make-up/nail polish) and strutted around the pool area, randomly striking poses and singing Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy". It was pretty embarrassing at the time, but also hilarious.

[the purple tin]

A father trying to rap can be really mortifying.

[alie]

If you frap his Facebook page, you are leaving him open to bullying . Not a good idea.

[branbee]

I feel like i missed out on this whole parents embarrassing me thing! Best save this thread for ideas so my daughter doesn't feel this deprived when she's older!

[up for anything]

Originally Posted by derekeire

my 14 year old who I know is secretly smoking.

Feck knowing his passwords, sometimes it's the only way to keep up or know what's going on in their lives. Also it means you can delete indiscreet or stupid stuff that they post on FB.

The smoking bit however. Nip that in the bud. After too many years of being in thrall to the tobacco plant if I even thought one of mine was smoking I'd lock them in their room for a couple of weeks and make them go cold turkey and then continue to punish them till it wasn't worth their while picking up another cigarette. Luckily I think I've sickened all mine for them.

[sh1tstirrer]

Originally Posted by Battered Mars Bar

I don't have any kids I spend all my monies on myself

Only female goats have kids.

[shrewdness]

Ride his teacher and openly brag about it, he'll be mortified.