[Forest Demon]

I had crap parents. My summers consisted of my sister and I sitting outside amusement arcades for 12 hours a day as my mother and father spent all their money on poker machines.

My parents never had a mortgage and always had plenty of money for themselves. They still have.

I once broke my arm and was not brought to the hospital for two days because it did not suit them. I never had any lunch going to school. They never took any interest if I went in or not.

During the 80s my mother made me wear a break dancing tracksuit that was grey and pink. It was a hand me down from a female cousin. Well it thought me to fight

Everything they ever did for us was an after thought and half arsed.

I was never sexually abused and there was never any bad violence in the home so I know it could have been a lot worse.

Does any one else have crap parents?

[Carter P Fly]

Yea, I was never abused per say but in an ideal world my parents should never have been allowed have kids. They were **** parents whos apathy towards our wellbeing and self delusion bordered on criminal.

Ive forgiven them for this but most of my brothers and sisters have not.

[summerskin]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[davet82]

my mom is a total bitch, she wouldnt buy me a car until i was like 19

[Skerries]

Originally Posted by summerskin

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

and you sued them for 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!

[biko]

I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend... I feel like tacos

[naysayer]

Originally Posted by summerskin

Very well, where do I begin...

I think that was one of the best posts I've ever read.

[foxyboxer]

lousy beatniks!

[ejmaztec]

Originally Posted by Forest Demon

I had crap parents. My summers consisted of my sister and I sitting outside amusement arcades for 12 hours a day as my mother and father spent all their money on poker machines.

My parents never had a mortgage and always had plenty of money for themselves. They still have.

I once broke my arm and was not brought to the hospital for two days because it did not suit them. I never had any lunch going to school. They never took any interest if I went in or not.

During the 80s my mother made me wear a break dancing tracksuit that was grey and pink. It was a hand me down from a female cousin. Well it thought me to fight

Everything they ever did for us was an after thought and half arsed.

I was never sexually abused and there was never any bad violence in the home so I know it could have been a lot worse.

Does any one else have crap parents?

It seems to me that there is a strong possibility that, after one of your outings, you and your sister actually went home with the wrong people, and they were too polite to tell you.

Your real parents could still be looking for you.

[CardBordWindow]

Originally Posted by Forest Demon

Does any one else have crap parents?

Ash Ketchum.
His parents don't care that he travels the world getting into fights.

[curlzy]

Originally Posted by summerskin

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Awwww I thought you made that up yourself, then I googled it still though, hilarious

[Fizzlesque]

I only have my dad, and he messed up a lot of stuff when I was growing up, but he's always happily paid for the endless rounds of therapy I had to put myself through during my tormented 20s.

It's a hard question to answer because while he really screwed up my childhood, it wasn't down to not caring.

We're great friends now, so all's well that ends well

[what's that nurse, my computer time is over ---- already!! No, no, take that needle away from meeeeeeeee ]

[kbannon]

My mum and dad used to go out for dinner with their friends while me and my brothers would be left alone in our room. This even happened on holidays.
Eventually I was kidnapped when on holidays by loving parents who even fixed my wonky eye.

[Borboletinha]

My dad is far from good, my mum is great though so it balances out. What I dont know is why she ever married him in the first place...
Thank god theyre divorced now... Best thing that ever happened to her...

[Lionel Messy]

My parents were so bad that I did a sh!t in my potty once.