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01-05-2012, 19:48   #1
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Man left with the horn after 4 hour ride sues for damages.

An American man is suing BMW after a 4 hour round trip on one of their bikes left him with a permanent erection.Life must have been hard for him with that problem.


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‘[The] Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat,' the suit filed in California Superior Court, San Francisco, last Thursday states.

'The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to Plaintiff's destination, after which Plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent lasting erection).'
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01-05-2012, 19:49   #2
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Fair enough on a suzuki but a BMW?
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It's hard not to get sued nowadays, people are so sensitive ().
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hehehe erections
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I heard he's gonna do an #occupy protest outside BMWs offices.
No bother to him pitching his tent anyway...
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Big Massive Willy
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Poor guy, that sounds willy bad!
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Crotch rocket.
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Erection.
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That man is hard for motors.
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01-05-2012, 20:03   #12
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As funny as it is, this is actually a very big problem (excuse the pun ) You shouldn't have a hard-on for more than 4 hours because it can cause alot of damage to the penis including gangrene!

If he thinks he's going to win against BMW he's sadly mistaken.
I can think of a lot of benefits of this 'condition' though

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01-05-2012, 20:05   #13
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It's hard not to get sued nowadays, people are so sensitive ().
They are just plain idiots in an idiotic environment with idiotic laws.
No worries, world war or some huge natural disaster sorts them all out
They'll know that a cup with hot water is hot
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why didnt he jack off to release the erection?!?!
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Probably didn't use the lube properly.
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