Boards.ie uses cookies. By continuing to browse this site you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Click here to find out more x
Post Reply  
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
30-04-2012, 10:25   #1
davet82
Closed Account
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 3,675
things women should never say...

Things women should never say to their boyfriend/husband...


Is that it???

Your mate Dave is sooooo funny

Is that a bald patch I can see?


Its always about what men shouldnt say so lets flip it around for a change, so add your own i could do with a laugh on this gloomy monday morning
davet82 is offline  
(3) thanks from:
Advertisement
30-04-2012, 10:25   #2
token101
Registered User
 
token101's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2,627
No.
token101 is online now  
30-04-2012, 10:26   #4
ardinn
Registered User
 
ardinn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Carlow
Posts: 1,133
"I'm goin to take a piss"

Women should not say that ^^^
ardinn is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:26   #5
chin_grin
Closed Account
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 10,396
"goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.
chin_grin is offline  
Advertisement
30-04-2012, 10:27   #6
Fluorescence
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
Fluorescence's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Nation di Procrasti
Posts: 5,589
No, I will not make you a sandwich.
Fluorescence is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:27   #7
Gummy Panda
Known Flasher
 
Gummy Panda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Mystical Bamboo forest
Posts: 14,995
"let me do you with big black strap-on"

Gummy Panda is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:29   #8
starbelgrade
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 20,360
You're an OK lover, but your Dad is much better.
starbelgrade is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:32   #9
Mr Benevolent
New trousers please!
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fortress of Ultimate Nastiness
Posts: 10,844
While sucking on a certain part of my anatomy:

'Hang on, I can taste blood!'

VERY offputting.
Mr Benevolent is offline  
Thanks from:
Advertisement
30-04-2012, 10:32   #10
Festy
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 362
Is it in yet ?
Festy is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:33   #11
Ghandee
Closed Account
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 6,493
Lets try a new position tonight?


You stand here and iron, while I lay on the sofa and fart.

Last edited by Ghandee; 30-04-2012 at 10:35.
Ghandee is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:33   #12
DrumSteve
Registered User
 
DrumSteve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In Fritzl's Basement
Posts: 4,820
They shouldn't speak unless spoken to.
DrumSteve is online now  
30-04-2012, 10:33   #13
xxxJennyxxx
Registered User
 
xxxJennyxxx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: maynooth
Posts: 1,727
Is it in yet
xxxJennyxxx is offline  
(2) thanks from:
30-04-2012, 10:34   #14
link_2007
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 858
"I've blocked the loo again"
link_2007 is offline  
30-04-2012, 10:40   #15
Festy
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 362
Bend over
Festy is offline  
(3) thanks from:
Post Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Remove Text Formatting
Bold
Italic
Underline

Insert Image
Wrap [QUOTE] tags around selected text
 
Decrease Size
Increase Size
Please sign up or log in to join the discussion

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search