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davet82 · 30-04-2012, 10:25

Things women should never say to their boyfriend/husband...

Is that it???

Your mate Dave is sooooo funny

Is that a bald patch I can see?

Its always about what men shouldnt say so lets flip it around for a change, so add your own i could do with a laugh on this gloomy monday morning

token101 · 30-04-2012, 10:25

No.

Herb Powell · 30-04-2012, 10:26

"C'mere to me and suck my willy"

ardinn · 30-04-2012, 10:26

"I'm goin to take a piss"

Women should not say that ^^^

chin_grin · 30-04-2012, 10:26

"goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.

**Fluorescence** · 30-04-2012, 10:27

No, I will not make you a sandwich.

*Gummy Panda* · 30-04-2012, 10:27

"let me do you with big black strap-on"

starbelgrade · 30-04-2012, 10:29

You're an OK lover, but your Dad is much better.

*Mr Benevolent* · 30-04-2012, 10:32

While sucking on a certain part of my anatomy:

'Hang on, I can taste blood!'

VERY offputting.

Festy · 30-04-2012, 10:32

Is it in yet ?

Ghandee · 30-04-2012, 10:33

Lets try a new position tonight?

You stand here and iron, while I lay on the sofa and fart.

DrumSteve · 30-04-2012, 10:33

They shouldn't speak unless spoken to.

xxxJennyxxx · 30-04-2012, 10:33

Is it in yet

link_2007 · 30-04-2012, 10:34

"I've blocked the loo again"

Festy · 30-04-2012, 10:40

Bend over

30-04-2012, 10:25	#1
davet82 Closed Account Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,675 Adverts \| Friends	things women should never say... Things women should never say to their boyfriend/husband... Is that it??? Your mate Dave is sooooo funny Is that a bald patch I can see? Its always about what men shouldnt say so lets flip it around for a change, so add your own i could do with a laugh on this gloomy monday morning

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30-04-2012, 10:25	#2
token101 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sydney Posts: 2,627 Adverts \| Friends	No.

30-04-2012, 10:26	#3
Herb Powell Registered User Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,686 Adverts \| Friends	"C'mere to me and suck my willy"

30-04-2012, 10:26	#4
ardinn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Carlow Posts: 1,133 Adverts \| Friends	"I'm goin to take a piss" Women should not say that ^^^

30-04-2012, 10:26	#5
chin_grin Closed Account Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 10,396 Adverts \| Friends	"goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.

30-04-2012, 10:27	#6
Fluorescence (╯�□�）╯︵ ┻━┻ Join Date: May 2009 Location: Nation di Procrasti Posts: 5,587 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Classical, Ranting & Raving	No, I will not make you a sandwich.

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Gummy Panda Known Flasher Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mystical Bamboo forest Posts: 14,995 Adverts \| Friends	"let me do you with big black strap-on"

30-04-2012, 10:29	#8
starbelgrade Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 20,360 Adverts \| Friends	You're an OK lover, but your Dad is much better.

30-04-2012, 10:32	#9
Mr Benevolent New trousers please! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fortress of Ultimate Nastiness Posts: 10,839 Adverts \| Friends	While sucking on a certain part of my anatomy: 'Hang on, I can taste blood!' VERY offputting.

30-04-2012, 10:32	#10
Festy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 359 Adverts \| Friends	Is it in yet ?

30-04-2012, 10:33	#12
DrumSteve Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In Fritzl's Basement Posts: 4,817 Adverts \| Friends	They shouldn't speak unless spoken to.

30-04-2012, 10:33	#13
xxxJennyxxx Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: maynooth Posts: 1,727 Adverts \| Friends	Is it in yet

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link_2007 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 858 Adverts \| Friends	"I've blocked the loo again"

30-04-2012, 10:40	#15
Festy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 359 Adverts \| Friends	Bend over