[Ghost Buster]

In the back of my otherwise pastoral and clement little mind is an evil little Imp who possibly looks and sounds like Frankie Boyle. He causes me to think very very bad thoughts. Not ten minutes ago whilst washing the dishes i could hear Brian ' Big Bones' Kennedy warbling 'You raise me up'. "What that" I called out to my wife. "Its the Titanic commemoration ' she said. This started me wondering why nobody organised a flash mob with a few hundred people sitting down on the streets of Belfast and performing "Rock the boat".
Couldnt be any more insulting to the people who died on The Titanic than Lardy ares kennedy.
Do you suffer from Frankie Boyle Imp syndrome and what has it caused you to think?

[Bipolar Joe]

I'm an even bigger asshole in my head than I am in real life. If I said half the sh!t I thought then I'd rightly have the snot beaten out of me.

[mikemac1]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Not ten minutes ago whilst washing the dishes
I called out to my wife.

Why were you washing the dishes while the wife was watching TV

[WIZE]

wanting to push strangers down escalators

or off a platform infront of a train


is it wrong

[mattjack]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

In the back of my otherwise pastoral and clement little mind is an evil little Imp who possibly looks and sounds like Frankie Boyle. He causes me to think very very bad thoughts. Not ten minutes ago whilst washing the dishes i could hear Brian ' Big Bones' Kennedy warbling 'You raise me up'. "What that" I called out to my wife. "Its the Titanic commemoration ' she said. This started me wondering why nobody organised a flash mob with a few hundred people sitting down on the streets of Belfast and performing "Rock the boat".
Couldnt be any more insulting to the people who died on The Titanic than Lardy ares kennedy.
Do you suffer from Frankie Boyle Imp syndrome and what has it caused you to think?

Washing dishes on a Sunday morning ? how dare you insult the people of AH.

[DonQuay1]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

In the back of my otherwise pastoral and clement little mind is an evil little Imp who possibly looks and sounds like Frankie Boyle. He causes me to think very very bad thoughts. Not ten minutes ago whilst washing the dishes i could hear Brian ' Big Bones' Kennedy warbling 'You raise me up'. "What that" I called out to my wife. "Its the Titanic commemoration ' she said. This started me wondering why nobody organised a flash mob with a few hundred people sitting down on the streets of Belfast and performing "Rock the boat".
Couldnt be any more insulting to the people who died on The Titanic than Lardy ares kennedy.
Do you suffer from Frankie Boyle Imp syndrome and what has it caused you to think?

All my evil thoughts are inappropriate. That's why I like Frankie Boyle!

The last evil inappropriate thought I had was about joining in the Canadian baby Harp seal cull this year - I'll have to do 'it' soon as Global warming may make it unnecessary!

[Sauve]

If anybody heard even a fraction of my internal dialogue there'd be a pitchfork mob outside my door.
I think it's the same for a lot of people, it's what our thought/speech filters are for.

[The Hill Billy]

Mostly I say what 'The Divil' is thinking. In work I am 'the weird Irish guy that you shouldn't really fcuk with'.

[Potential-Monke]

You know those people who always bring the tone of the conversation down and most people give the disapproving looks (while some snigger, maybe to themselves)? I'm the person who those people look at with disapproving looks.

I'm an equal oppertunities joker. Everything is fair game. People laugh at one type of inappropriate joke, and not at another, have double standards. If i want to make a joke that includes rape, paedophilia, racism, death, etc, i will. If you don't like it, grand, i care not a jot. Thank you sickipedia.

As for evil intentions, i do have a list of people who i genuinely would like to die. For various reasons, they have pissed me off to an extent that i wish harm on them. Do i feel bad? Nope. Would i act on these intentions? Nope.

[El Horseboxo]

At times I get a really strong urge to do something stupid that I think would be funny. Sometimes it gets so strong that I have to stop myself and say cop on. Now all this is going on inside my head and I probably never would have done it. But it feels like a strong urge. An example would be walking by someone leaning over a low wall to a river. And I get this subconscious urge to push them in.

[fuerte1976]

Originally Posted by Potential-Monke

You know those people who always bring the tone of the conversation down and most people give the disapproving looks (while some snigger, maybe to themselves)? I'm the person who those people look at with disapproving looks.

I'm an equal oppertunities joker. Everything is fair game. People laugh at one type of inappropriate joke, and not at another, have double standards. If i want to make a joke that includes rape, paedophilia, racism, death, etc, i will. If you don't like it, grand, i care not a jot.

Are you me ?

[Duggys Housemate]

In real life I am the soul of patience and understanding. In my head I am Larry David.

[the purple tin]

Originally Posted by Duggys Housemate

In real life I am the soul of patience and understanding. In my head I am Larry David.

Yeah right. Like you never attacked anybody with a cup of tea and a carving knife before

[LETHAL LADY]

Originally Posted by Duggys Housemate

In real life I am the soul of patience and understanding. In my head I am Larry David.

In your head you are an annoying jewish man?

[blackdog2]

I am the reincarnation of the devil's red penis. Questions?