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18-02-2012, 22:51   #1
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Best compliment you have ever received?

So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out
oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....
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So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out
oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....

How was your back, crack and snatch wax?
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18-02-2012, 22:56   #4
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How was your back, crack and snatch wax?
em, nice?
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Is it still considered a compliment if the person starts laughing afterwards?
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18-02-2012, 23:00   #6
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Is it still considered a compliment if the person starts laughing afterwards?
probably not....especially if they are trying to surpress the laugh!
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I've been told I have a massive knob





Or I am a massive knob

It might have been the latter actually now that I think about it
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That was... better than expected
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So boardsies, just wondering what is the best compliment you have gotten?
Does it count if you think the person 'may' have been lying???
Mine was from a beautician. I had had a, erm, lets say, 'extremly intimate' treatment done which involved her being very close to places people arent usually. The next day i returned to the same girl where i had a spray tan which i was completly naked.
This girl had literaly seen me all over (and practically inside out) head to toe and front to back.....
When i was paying we were chatting away and i said something bout one of the kids and she said 'what, do you have kids???'
I have three and always thought i looked like a haggard awl one but had a little spring in my step walking out
oh, and no need for pics etc etc. Dont be predictable now....
Sounds more like a gynaecologist than a beautitian.
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A beautician told me I had lovely long eyelashes so I punched her in the face.
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that im the nicest person, apparrantly , have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something

the best compliments to me anyway!
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that i look like charlie sheen's ex denise richards, I only took it as a complement after i googled, id never heard of the woman before that
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that im the nicest person, apparrantly , have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something

the best compliments to me anyway!
Sounds great.The boobs bit especially
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Sounds more like a gynaecologist than a beautitian.
Making said compliment a public Cervix announcement
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