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26-11-2010, 20:26   #1
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Best joke ye ever heard..Read first post.

I love jokes but im a disaster at telling them and remembering them, hence why I cant think of one at the minute!

Anyone else with a half decent memory that remembers a joke get it started...

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Do not quote really long posts. Its a fcuking pain to read.

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26-11-2010, 20:28   #2
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What's the difference between Marmalade and Jam.

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I can't "marmalade" my cock up your arse.
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