Best joke ye ever heard..Read first post.

26-11-2010, 20:26	#1
jaysusake Registered User Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 56 Adverts \| Friends	Best joke ye ever heard..Read first post. I love jokes but im a disaster at telling them and remembering them, hence why I cant think of one at the minute! Anyone else with a half decent memory that remembers a joke get it started... Mod note. Do not quote really long posts. Its a fcuking pain to read. Last edited by Super-Rush; 10-09-2011 at 22:14.

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26-11-2010, 20:28	#2
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26-11-2010, 20:29	#3
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26-11-2010, 20:31	#4
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26-11-2010, 20:31	#5
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26-11-2010, 20:33	#7
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26-11-2010, 20:36	#8
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26-11-2010, 20:40	#11
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Aldebaran Closed Account Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,996 Adverts \| Friends	I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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