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Dont Ban Me · 01-05-2003, 14:54

Funny Stories Please:

One that springs to mind for me is when I was at home a few years ago. My brother and his girlfriend were down and they stayed up late enough having a few drinks and whatever! But I was in bed happily asleep when I was awoke by laughing and skitting. Then I heard my dorr open and these two people fell in, and landed on the floor at the end of my bed! Well a few moments later and I was trying my hardest to stick pillows in my ears and block out of my head what was happening at the end of my bed!!!

I was truely scarred for life, and he doesnt know I was awake, have never been able to tell him or her!!

Rabies · 01-05-2003, 15:42

years ago( think i was about 7-8) my mothers car wouldn't start so a few people gave it a push start. I taught it would be fun to grap the top of the car and hold on while people were pushing it.
the car then started and my mother started driving up the road with me hanging on to the car. i managed to make a noise on the window, she looked over, hit the brakes, and i went flying off the car and got wasted against the road. kinda hurt

*TomTom* · 01-05-2003, 15:45

My dad did the same to me rabies. He was not going that fast but to fast to let go. Smacked myself off the spoiler when he breaked.

hells angels · 01-05-2003, 15:59

i think that has happened to all fella's when we were younger it's so much fun..
well my dad took it one step futher and when i was gettin out of the car my fingers got stuck in the back door on the passengers side so he couldn't see me and drove about 100yards before i eventually screamed load enough that him and the rest of the county could hear me!!!!

But not a broken bone in sight...yeah

daveg · 01-05-2003, 16:03

Trapped my fingers in both the car door (5 years of age) and in the "jam" of the door when I was about 8. Horrible horrible experience. Bloody sore too.

nopreviousowner · 07-05-2003, 12:27

I don't know which of these is worse...
When I was three myself and my sister when down to our neighbour's house to play. My neighbour, then 7, took my doll and threw it up on the wall where I couldn't reach it in order to tease me. However he then realised he couldn't get it either and threw a brick at it in order to knock it down. Sadly the brick hit me instead...
And now a present day tale or terror. While in Spain, my friend took it upon herself to drink a lot of vodka on an empty stomach. While in a club with a guy we had befriended the night before I became concerned for her. Sure she was coherant and able to walk, but my instincts said "take her home now". However she and Chris, the guy, didn't want to leave so they suggested we get some fresh air and she promised she wouldn't drink anymore. I reluctantly agreed. Once outside she said she needed the toilet, so leaving Chris sitting on a bench we ventured off in search of a toilet. Once there, she collapsed ON THE TOILET. It wasn't pretty. I had to dress her, she then started throwing up all over the place and me. She couldn't walk or anything. I swapped her ridiculously high heels with my runners in the hope it would help her stand better. No such luck. Anyway that's when the police got involved. They were convinced she was on drugs and insisted she go to hospital. I tried explaining to them that she was just drunk and I just needed to get her home so she could sleep it off but I had no spanish so to hospital we went. Anyway by the time we got there she could walk and talk. Typical. But the paramedics wouldn't let us leave. They said the area we had to walk through was a "dangerzone" so they called us a taxi, which was really sweet. Anyway then they left. My friend kept going to stick her finger down her throat but I kept stopping her, trying to explain that if she was getting sick when the taxi came we wouldn't be let in. So she stopped doing it. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING SHE DID WHEN THE TAXI CAME???? So then I just said "f**k it we're walking" We found our way back without being attacked and by the time we got to the hostel I was dying for the toilet. When I came out my friend had somehow made it up on to the top bunk. I implored her to swap with me but she wouldn't. I was convinced she'd fall out. Thankfully she didn't!

ballooba · 07-05-2003, 12:45

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Originally posted by nopreviousowner
When I came out my friend had somehow made it up on to the top bunk. I implored her to swap with me but she wouldn't. I was convinced she'd fall out. Thankfully she didn't!

What about the fact that she was strategically placed to piss and/or puke on you?

nopreviousowner · 07-05-2003, 12:53

Nah if she'd done that it would've hit the floor. Anyway I guess I was more worried about her breaking a bone or something

**Robbo** · 07-05-2003, 14:28

I was run over by a bike. When I was seven or so, I was running around the yard with my little sister. Whatever game we were playing, I decided to run out onto the little road by the side of our hour. We have a big wall in the back yard, so you're pretty oblivious to the traffic coming down the road.

Anyway, I tripped and fell flat onto my face with my head sticking out a few feet onto the road. One of the neighbours was coming down the hill on a bike, flat out and ran over my head. It took a chip off the bone in my nose, gave me two black eyes and the bleeding from my nose didn't stop for ages.

The poor neighbour was traumatised and I don't think he's been on a bike since.

Dont Ban Me · 07-05-2003, 14:55

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Originally posted by Robbo
One of the neighbours was coming down the hill on a bike, flat out and ran over my head.

I know its cruel, but hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

patch · 07-05-2003, 15:31

I had a similar problem when about 10.
Used to play at a neighbours house after school. steep hill in front garden, heading towards main road. Bike with no brakes.
Hit wall at bottom of garden, over handlebars. Face mashed into road. Front tooth totally vanishes!!

Not funny really........

daveg · 07-05-2003, 15:45

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Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
I know its cruel, but hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Glad I wasn't the only one that laughed. Sorry Robbo

thedrowner · 07-05-2003, 15:54

this didn't happen to me but i thought it was very funny so i'll post it up

my friend got off the bus on her way to school and her bag got stuck in the door of the bus. the bus pulled off (not very quickly) and she had to run along with it for a few seconds. (i just had visions off the bus speeding along and her flying out the side of it)

i'll have to think about this one meself tho...

**Robbo** · 07-05-2003, 15:57

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Originally posted by daveg
Glad I wasn't the only one that laughed. Sorry Robbo

I laugh about it the whole time. It's all so very stupid. I got a week off school too.

Don1 · 07-05-2003, 16:02

When I was just after learning to cycle without stabelisers I was whiping it down the hill that goes past our driveway. Foolish me thought I could make the turn in the drive but sadly I failed and got mangled into the fence!

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Dont Ban Me Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: County Somewhere. Posts: 1,223 Adverts \| Friends	Whats The Worst Thing That Has Happened To You? Funny Stories Please: One that springs to mind for me is when I was at home a few years ago. My brother and his girlfriend were down and they stayed up late enough having a few drinks and whatever! But I was in bed happily asleep when I was awoke by laughing and skitting. Then I heard my dorr open and these two people fell in, and landed on the floor at the end of my bed! Well a few moments later and I was trying my hardest to stick pillows in my ears and block out of my head what was happening at the end of my bed!!! I was truely scarred for life, and he doesnt know I was awake, have never been able to tell him or her!!

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01-05-2003, 15:42	#2
Rabies Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 14,409 Adverts \| Friends	years ago( think i was about 7-8) my mothers car wouldn't start so a few people gave it a push start. I taught it would be fun to grap the top of the car and hold on while people were pushing it. the car then started and my mother started driving up the road with me hanging on to the car. i managed to make a noise on the window, she looked over, hit the brakes, and i went flying off the car and got wasted against the road. kinda hurt

01-05-2003, 15:45	#3
TomTom Fearing Trent Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Uibh Fhaile Posts: 3,243 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Keystone, Midlands	My dad did the same to me rabies. He was not going that fast but to fast to let go. Smacked myself off the spoiler when he breaked.

01-05-2003, 15:59	#4
hells angels Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 705 Adverts \| Friends	i think that has happened to all fella's when we were younger it's so much fun.. well my dad took it one step futher and when i was gettin out of the car my fingers got stuck in the back door on the passengers side so he couldn't see me and drove about 100yards before i eventually screamed load enough that him and the rest of the county could hear me!!!! But not a broken bone in sight...yeah

01-05-2003, 16:03	#5
daveg Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Melbourne Posts: 4,649 Adverts \| Friends	Trapped my fingers in both the car door (5 years of age) and in the "jam" of the door when I was about 8. Horrible horrible experience. Bloody sore too.

07-05-2003, 12:27	#6
nopreviousowner Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 19 Adverts \| Friends	I don't know which of these is worse... When I was three myself and my sister when down to our neighbour's house to play. My neighbour, then 7, took my doll and threw it up on the wall where I couldn't reach it in order to tease me. However he then realised he couldn't get it either and threw a brick at it in order to knock it down. Sadly the brick hit me instead... And now a present day tale or terror. While in Spain, my friend took it upon herself to drink a lot of vodka on an empty stomach. While in a club with a guy we had befriended the night before I became concerned for her. Sure she was coherant and able to walk, but my instincts said "take her home now". However she and Chris, the guy, didn't want to leave so they suggested we get some fresh air and she promised she wouldn't drink anymore. I reluctantly agreed. Once outside she said she needed the toilet, so leaving Chris sitting on a bench we ventured off in search of a toilet. Once there, she collapsed ON THE TOILET. It wasn't pretty. I had to dress her, she then started throwing up all over the place and me. She couldn't walk or anything. I swapped her ridiculously high heels with my runners in the hope it would help her stand better. No such luck. Anyway that's when the police got involved. They were convinced she was on drugs and insisted she go to hospital. I tried explaining to them that she was just drunk and I just needed to get her home so she could sleep it off but I had no spanish so to hospital we went. Anyway by the time we got there she could walk and talk. Typical. But the paramedics wouldn't let us leave. They said the area we had to walk through was a "dangerzone" so they called us a taxi, which was really sweet. Anyway then they left. My friend kept going to stick her finger down her throat but I kept stopping her, trying to explain that if she was getting sick when the taxi came we wouldn't be let in. So she stopped doing it. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING SHE DID WHEN THE TAXI CAME???? So then I just said "f**k it we're walking" We found our way back without being attacked and by the time we got to the hostel I was dying for the toilet. When I came out my friend had somehow made it up on to the top bunk. I implored her to swap with me but she wouldn't. I was convinced she'd fall out. Thankfully she didn't!

07-05-2003, 12:53	#8
nopreviousowner Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 19 Adverts \| Friends	Nah if she'd done that it would've hit the floor. Anyway I guess I was more worried about her breaking a bone or something

07-05-2003, 14:28	#9
Robbo Witchfinder General Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Posts: 7,005 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Beer Guts & Receding Hairlines	I was run over by a bike. When I was seven or so, I was running around the yard with my little sister. Whatever game we were playing, I decided to run out onto the little road by the side of our hour. We have a big wall in the back yard, so you're pretty oblivious to the traffic coming down the road. Anyway, I tripped and fell flat onto my face with my head sticking out a few feet onto the road. One of the neighbours was coming down the hill on a bike, flat out and ran over my head. It took a chip off the bone in my nose, gave me two black eyes and the bleeding from my nose didn't stop for ages. The poor neighbour was traumatised and I don't think he's been on a bike since.

07-05-2003, 15:31	#11
patch Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Galway Posts: 2,249 Adverts \| Friends	I had a similar problem when about 10. Used to play at a neighbours house after school. steep hill in front garden, heading towards main road. Bike with no brakes. Hit wall at bottom of garden, over handlebars. Face mashed into road. Front tooth totally vanishes!! Not funny really........

07-05-2003, 15:54	#13
thedrowner Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: dublin, ireland Posts: 2,284 Adverts \| Friends	this didn't happen to me but i thought it was very funny so i'll post it up my friend got off the bus on her way to school and her bag got stuck in the door of the bus. the bus pulled off (not very quickly) and she had to run along with it for a few seconds. (i just had visions off the bus speeding along and her flying out the side of it) i'll have to think about this one meself tho...

07-05-2003, 16:02	#15
Don1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: my happy place Posts: 4,272 Adverts \| Friends	When I was just after learning to cycle without stabelisers I was whiping it down the hill that goes past our driveway. Foolish me thought I could make the turn in the drive but sadly I failed and got mangled into the fence!