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26-02-2000, 19:33   #1
Wyverne
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erm hehe funstuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> > INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM
> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
> FROM: Human Resources
> It has been brought to management's attention that
> some individuals throughout the company have been
> using foul language during the course of normal
> conversation with their co-workers.Due to complaints
> received from some employees who may be easily
> offended, this type of language will be no longer
> tolerated.We do however, realize the critical
> importance of being able to accurately express your
> feelings when communicating with co-workers,
> therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has
> been
> provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
> information can continue in an effective manner
> without risk of offending our more sensitive
> employees.
> SO TRY SAYING:
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Perhaps I can work late.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > When the f**k do you expect
> me
> > to do this?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I'm certain that is not
> > feasible.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > No f**king way!!
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Really?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > You've got to be
sh!tting me.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Perhaps you should check
> > with...
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Tell someone who gives a
> sh!t.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Of course I'm concerned.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Ask me if I give a sh!t.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I wasn't involved in the
> > project.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > It's not my f**king problem.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > That's interesting.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > What the f**k?!?!
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I'm not sure I can implement
> > this.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > F**k it, it won't work.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I'll try to schedule that.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Why the hell didn't you tell
> me
> > sooner?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Are you sure this is a
> problem?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Who the f**k cares?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > He's not familiar with the
> > problem.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > He's got his head up his ass.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Excuse me sir?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Eat sh1t and die
> motherf**ker.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > So you weren't happy with it?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Kiss my ass.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I'm a bit overloaded at this
> > moment.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > F**k it, I'm on salary.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I don't think you understand.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Shove it up your ass.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I love a challenge.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > This job sucks.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > You want me to take care of
> > that?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Who the hell died and made
> you
> > boss?
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I see.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Blow me.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Yes, we really should discuss
> > it.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > Another f**king meeting!!!
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I don't think this will be a
> > problem.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I really don't give a sh!t.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > He's somewhat insensitive.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > He's a f**king
pr!ck.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > She's an aggressive go
> getter.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > She's a ball busting b!tch.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > >
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > TRY SAYING
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I think I could use more
> > training.
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > INSTEAD OF
> > > > > >>> > > >> > > I'm off to Dublin on the PiFF
> > > > >
> > > > >


HEHE ENJOY!!!!!!!!


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26-02-2000, 20:26   #2
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Wyverne, funny ahem!

again please watch the profanities!!!!

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