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Lola123 · 16-08-2005, 16:42

Two Indians and an Kerry man were walking through the woods. All of a sudden
one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard
an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Kerry man was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian
men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If
they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting
for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Kerry man wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied
a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the
local newspaper read.....

logic · 16-08-2005, 16:50

read what?

joejoem · 16-08-2005, 17:01

Oh your killing me, I thought it would be as good as Jazz Chord!

logic · 16-08-2005, 17:13

.......Naked kerryman Run Over By Freight Train!

pdunno · 17-08-2005, 12:35

not funny

Funkstard · 17-08-2005, 15:58

hahahaha excellent

meditraitor · 17-08-2005, 16:05

:d

Lola123 · 17-08-2005, 17:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by logic

.......Naked kerryman Run Over By Freight Train!

Thanks!! I sent the joke to a load of mates who all replied with "em, ur stoopid" or some variation of that. I was just trying to create some suspense....

Skitbra · 17-08-2005, 17:23

The most obvious punch line in the history of jokes!

Sherifu · 17-08-2005, 17:25

to be continued...

16-08-2005, 16:42	#1
Lola123 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dublin 15 Posts: 575 Adverts \| Friends	Kerryman and the indians Two Indians and an Kerry man were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Kerry man was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Kerry man wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....

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16-08-2005, 16:50	#2
logic Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Gorey Posts: 841 Adverts \| Friends	read what?

16-08-2005, 17:01	#3
joejoem Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: ??????????? Posts: 4,202 Adverts \| Friends	Oh your killing me, I thought it would be as good as Jazz Chord!

16-08-2005, 17:13	#4
logic Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Gorey Posts: 841 Adverts \| Friends	.......Naked kerryman Run Over By Freight Train!

17-08-2005, 12:35	#5
pdunno Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: wexford Posts: 141 Adverts \| Friends	not funny

17-08-2005, 15:58	#6
Funkstard Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,191 Adverts \| Friends	hahahaha excellent

17-08-2005, 16:05	#7
meditraitor Closed Account Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,555 Adverts \| Friends	:d

17-08-2005, 17:23	#9
Skitbra Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 204 Adverts \| Friends	The most obvious punch line in the history of jokes!

17-08-2005, 17:25	#10
Sherifu Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 17,419 Adverts \| Friends	to be continued...