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Irish women are high maintenance geebags

  • 01-08-2005 8:13pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭


    "Hot" my arse. All they want is a free lunch.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Ha your gonna be Mr. Popularity now :p

    Anyways care to explain yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    "Hot" my arse. All they want is a free lunch.

    :confused:

    I'm not disagreeing or agreeing. Explain your case!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭Rantorama


    Wonder how many posters slating women,have been in the same room as a naked women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭Tails


    Rantorama wrote:
    Wonder how many posters slating women,have been in the same room as a naked women.


    Is it just me or is that the sound of somebody who's whipped?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    Rantorama wrote:
    Wonder how many posters slating women,have been in the same room as a naked women.

    Do strip clubs count? If so....

    In your face, sucker!!!! :p


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    if somebody wants free lunch they cannot be good looking,dont ya get it :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭Rantorama


    Tails wrote:
    Is it just me or is that the sound of somebody who's whipped?

    I'm a women.

    The wipp is O.K. for the laugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    "Hot" my arse. All they want is a free lunch.
    Someones a bit limp wristed right now then...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    "Hot" my arse. All they want is a free lunch.
    Hmm...With that attitude I wouldn't take anything from you except lunch money!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Eh... Could someone lock this thread? And then send it to the recycle bin?

    This thread contains about as much sense as a George Dubya speech.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭Dr Cox's Ego


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Eh... Could someone lock this thread? And then send it to the recycle bin


    Why?? Because Im expressing an opinion? Since when is Boards moderated by Russians?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Since the asshole count was raised in May 2005


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Phew! I joined in April!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Why?? Because Im expressing an opinion? Since when is Boards moderated by Russians?

    Boards has never been a democracy.

    Im sure soon you will understand that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Listen aptly-monikored-one, it's fine to express an opinion, no problem, go ahead... Just make sure you actually back it up with something. Anything. A hypothesis. An experiment. Share with us the life experience (of which I'm sure you just have so much :rolleyes: ) which has led you to make such a radical claim.

    Let's look at your input thus far:
    "Hot" my arse. All they want is a free lunch.
    and
    Why?? Because Im expressing an opinion? Since when is Boards moderated by Russians?

    Wow.

    P-R-O-F-O-U-N-D.

    I'm sorry I ever doubted your infinite wisdom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Why?? Because Im expressing an opinion? Since when is Boards moderated by Russians?

    Do not question! Obey the Tzar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Why?? Because Im expressing an opinion? Since when is Boards moderated by Russians?
    Since now..........now shut up and get in the back a the truck :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    In all fairness though, there's a large quantity of Irish women who just have utterly repulsive personalities altogether. The whole 'substitute acting the cow for confidence' brigade crop up a lot. Oh, and dear god... the fake tan!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    People that uses the word "geebag" - and by that I mean Doooblin skangers - simply aren't qualified to talk about the quality of anything.

    adam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    An extremly well thought out and thought provoking post i must say,i must go away and take time out and think of a reply :rolleyes: :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭Dr Cox's Ego


    In all fairness though, there's a large quantity of Irish women who just have utterly repulsive personalities altogether. The whole 'substitute acting the cow for confidence' brigade crop up a lot. Oh, and dear god... the fake tan!

    Thank you




    i didnt think i needed to back up my argument





    1. stop, stop, stop, i say f*cking stop wearing fake tan and nuking yourselves under sun beds. you look like a deep-fried oompa loompas in heat. it's not sexy. it's not healthy. and you look like you've been shat on. stop it.

    2. does no-one in ireland have curly or wavy hair anymore? what's with the constant straightening with these poxy porcelain plate jobbies which cost you about 300 euros?

    3. stop "playing" guys in club and pubs, we're onto you.

    4. stop dying your hair blonde. the collars and cuffs don't match. and it's absurd looking.

    5. you don't need to wear sunglasses indoors. you look stupid, pretentious and shallow.

    6. stop fuucking moaning about not being able to meet 'nice men'. there are plenty of them out there.

    7. being pregnant is not a license to behave like royalty. i don't give a **** whose sprog you will be squeezing out in a few months. shut the **** up about it.

    8. a simple one. big belly + belly top = horrid. don't do it.

    9. ass antler tattoos. stop it, stop it stop it. blokes think it means you like anal and you look like a porn-movie reject.

    10. you're not rehersing for a role in the upcoming Sex In The City- The Dublin Edition. Cop the fuuck on.






    Im glad my GF is American.

    Fuucking orgasmic actually.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Chong


    That bleeding term "Geebag" really grinds my gears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Im glad my GF is American.
    You realise of course that all these Irish women are modelling themselves after American women, right?

    And by American women I of course mean the OC\90210\Sex in the City generations of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭Dr Cox's Ego


    dahamsta wrote:
    People that uses the word "geebag" - and by that I mean Doooblin skangers - simply aren't qualified to talk about the quality of anything.

    adam


    im no skanger. "geebag" is what 90% of Dublin women are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    1. stop, stop, stop, i say f*cking stop wearing fake tan and nuking yourselves under sun beds. you look like a deep-fried oompa loompas in heat. it's not sexy. it's not healthy. and you look like you've been shat on. stop it.

    2. does no-one in ireland have curly or wavy hair anymore? what's with the constant straightening with these poxy porcelain plate jobbies which cost you about 300 euros?

    3. stop "playing" guys in club and pubs, we're onto you.

    4. stop dying your hair blonde. the collars and cuffs don't match. and it's absurd looking.

    5. you don't need to wear sunglasses indoors. you look stupid, pretentious and shallow.

    6. stop fuucking moaning about not being able to meet 'nice men'. there are plenty of them out there.

    7. being pregnant is not a license to behave like royalty. i don't give a **** whose sprog you will be squeezing out in a few months. shut the **** up about it.

    8. a simple one. big belly + belly top = horrid. don't do it.

    9. ass antler tattoos. stop it, stop it stop it. blokes think it means you like anal and you look like a porn-movie reject.

    10. you're not rehersing for a role in the upcoming Sex In The City- The Dublin Edition. Cop the fuuck on.

    Ok, I agree with all of that. :)

    It's just that not all Irish women do this. Not even all "D4" women. And in fact, from my experience, a lot of this could be aimed at English women as well, or at women of any (western) nationality generally.

    But I definitely agree with your points there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Willem D wrote:
    That bleeding term "Geebag" really grinds my gears.
    you know what else grinds my gears ( good movie... )?
    this thread. it's braindead.
    at least try, like Dr Cox's Ego, to give a REASON why.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Willem D wrote:
    That bleeding term "Geebag" really grinds my gears.
    You know what else grinds my gears, when you can't find the droids you're looking for.


  • Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dimitri


    Dr Cox's Ego this i pass on to you it is a simple formula i found written on the wall of a toilet!!
    Women = Time X Money
    but Time = Money
    Therefore Women = (money)^2
    now we know that money is the root of all evil
    Therefore women = evil!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    You realise of course that all these Irish women are modelling themselves after American women, right?

    And by American women I of course mean the OC\90210\Sex in the City generations of them.

    In fairness though, I've always gone out with an American girl, and it seems that although as dumb as the Americans are portrayed, even they don't take those shows as seriously as their Irish counterparts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Thank you




    i didnt think i needed to back up my argument





    1. stop, stop, stop, i say f*cking stop wearing fake tan and nuking yourselves under sun beds. you look like a deep-fried oompa loompas in heat. it's not sexy. it's not healthy. and you look like you've been shat on. stop it.
    I'm Irish and I never wear it.
    2. does no-one in ireland have curly or wavy hair anymore? what's with the constant straightening with these poxy porcelain plate jobbies which cost you about 300 euros?
    I have curly hair. Straighten it sometimes for a change. Relax about it. :rolleyes:
    3. stop "playing" guys in club and pubs, we're onto you.
    Eh men do this too,as do women of EVERY nationality. Get over it!
    4. stop dying your hair blonde. the collars and cuffs don't match. and it's absurd looking.
    I have dark hair and statistics show that red is the most popular colour for Irish women to dye their hair.
    5. you don't need to wear sunglasses indoors. you look stupid, pretentious and shallow.
    Never really see this but when you do it's usually men and again it's not just Irish people.
    6. stop fuucking moaning about not being able to meet 'nice men'. there are plenty of them out there.
    Stop ****ing moaning about not meeting nice Irish women,there's plenty!
    7. being pregnant is not a license to behave like royalty. i don't give a **** whose sprog you will be squeezing out in a few months. shut the **** up about it.
    Try being pregnant! :rolleyes:
    8. a simple one. big belly + belly top = horrid. don't do it.
    Well obviosly! But foreigners do it too!
    9. ass antler tattoos. stop it, stop it stop it. blokes think it means you like anal and you look like a porn-movie reject.
    Hmm.....I'd love to get you to look at some ink-blotch photos!
    10. you're not rehersing for a role in the upcoming Sex In The City- The Dublin Edition. Cop the fuuck on.
    Well Mr. High and Mighty,I suggest you cop the **** on and go live in the states.


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