[Caesar_Bojangle]

Originally Posted by gillo

1; Scrub - Removes dead/stale cells and lets you shave closer's to the fresh skin
2; Face wash - clear the skin in preparetion for the shave
3; Apply face mask - The Real Shaving company do a pre-shave face mask, which is similiar to a hot towel shave, (not as good as the real thing, but it makes a real difference)
4; Apply shave cream - Palmolive shave cream applied with a Brush; old school but lifts the hairs for a much better shave
5; Shave
6; Repeat shave - This time with a shave cream (clinique Shave cream is great come from a tube instead of an areosol so theres no air and it gets closer to the skin)
7; Wash face - clear off any excess cream and cleanse the pore's
8; Face Pack - leave of about 15 minutes for a "deep pore cleanse"
9; Wash off
10; Apply mosturiser (how do you spell that word)


Ok, so it might sound extreme, but I've got an amazing number of compliments on my skin, so as they say the proof is in the pudding.

I know I'm setting myself up for abuse here thats how long it takes me. Guys, if you girlfriend went out on a Saturday night having just splashed a bit of water on her face, no cleanser, makeup and anything. what would your reaction be??

And I thought I was bad getting my mother to shave me.

[Gillo]

Originally Posted by gillo

I stick to a pretty tight regime and could take up to a hour to shave if I go the whole hog.

I do this about twice a week, ohter than that I'll do it in about 25 / 30 minutes.

"I Am A Man" you got the wrong, this was about shaving, whats with the bumfluff? surely it would of been shaved off???

[I am MAN]

Well the expansion in your head size may cause a goatee to appear.

there's definitly an increase in affected males in dublin.

wánkers.

[annie_mcgoo]

OH DEAR GOD!!!! The epidemic has spread....... Have been living in England for the past 8 months and EVERY guy here wears fake tan, plucks his eyebrows, has his designer mullets with the accessorised side burns/gib/tache/beard etc etc, blinged out with pointy crocodile shoes and pink shirts!!!!!! Its sooo unattractive its not even funny. My boyfriend and i were shocked when we we came here first, ok we've come from a sheltered background, the cattle mart that is CP's in Galway, but come on guys!! Stop it now before the rot sets in!!????
Whatever happened to a plain ould sh*t, shower and shave....

[ARGINITE]

the cattle mart that is CP's in Galway, but come on guys!!

Someone ban this women, dont dis CP's
Its just a passing fad!

[Gillo]

Originally Posted by I am MAN

Well the expansion in your head size may cause a goatee to appear.

Yeah, but it's all pixeliated, my the Face Scrub leaves you all smooth, what gives.

Maybe it's because I'm self consious, maybe I'm actually vain (I don't go around thinking I'm Gods gift, I know I'm not), maybe it's a obsessive compulsive disorder, maybe I just take grooming a bit too far.

I choose to groom the way I do, I don't critisie you for been scruffy.

Gentlemans agreement, you don't slag me for looking after myself and I won't get pi$$ed off.

I would extend my hand to shake yours, but I've jsut had my nails done and you know how annoying it is, when they get ruined.

[juno75]

wiping my ass:

Oh man, thats so funny.

Im biting lip trying not to laurf, everyone looking at me funny

[Half-Bicycle]

Originally Posted by annie_mcgoo

OH DEAR GOD!!!! The epidemic has spread....... Have been living in England for the past 8 months and EVERY guy here wears fake tan, plucks his eyebrows, has his designer mullets with the accessorised side burns/gib/tache/beard etc etc, blinged out with pointy crocodile shoes and pink shirts!!!!!! Its sooo unattractive its not even funny. My boyfriend and i were shocked when we we came here first, ok we've come from a sheltered background, the cattle mart that is CP's in Galway, but come on guys!! Stop it now before the rot sets in!!????
Whatever happened to a plain ould sh*t, shower and shave....

Blimey Annie, where are you, Nathan Barley land? Been living over here years and I don't see EVERY bloke wearing the gear you mention

[Homer J Simpson]

Originally Posted by I am MAN

And I thought I was bad using the odd bit of exfoliating stuff in the shower. That is extremely sad man. Get over yourself.

I 100% agree with " I am man". That is ridiculous. Thats actually going overboard. As for the fake tan thats strictly for women only. And a lot of them cant even put it on right. Theres nothing worse than seeing a woman with fake tan all over her face and a snow white neck. Irish arent supposed to be tanned so why not accept it.

[Half-Bicycle]

Originally Posted by Homer J Simpson

Irish arent supposed to be tanned so why not accept it.

Paul McGrath? Phil Lynnot? Samantha Mumba?

[Gillo]

Originally Posted by lateasever

wiping my ass:

1.) Scrub: removes dead sh*t cells and lets you get closer to the fresh skin
2.) Ass wash - clear the area in preparation for the wipe
3.) Apply ass mask - The Real Sh*t company do a pre-wipe assmask, which is similiar to a hot ass wipe, (not as good as the real thing, but it makes a real difference)
4.) Apply ass cream - Palmolive ass cream applied with a Brush; old school but lifts the hairs for a much better wipe
5.) Wipe
6.) Repeat wipe- This time with an ass cream (clinique ass cream is great, comes from a tube instead of an aereosol so theres no air and it gets closer to the hole)
7.) Wash ass - clear off any excess sh*t and cleanse the hole
8.) Ass Pack - leave on for about 15 minutes for a "deep hole cleanse"
9.) Wash off
10.) Apply tissue

Ok, so it might sound extreme, but I've got an amazing number of compliments on my ass, so as they say the proof is in the pudding.

I know I'm setting myself up for abuse here thats how long it takes me. Guys, if you girlfriend went out on a Saturday night having just splashed a bit of water on her ass, no cleanser, makeup and anything. what would your reaction be??

On a very obscure point of history, the royals used to have ass wipers as it was unfit for Kings and Queens to wipe their own bums. The royal ass wiper (not sure what the official title was, more than likely something like master of the lavortory) was actually quite a high profile position because not any commoner could wipe the kings dingleberrys away.

But why are you reading a fashion / appearance thread??

[I am MAN]

Originally Posted by Homer J Simpson

I 100% agree with " I am man". That is ridiculous. Thats actually going overboard. As for the fake tan thats strictly for women only. And a lot of them cant even put it on right. Theres nothing worse than seeing a woman with fake tan all over her face and a snow white neck. Irish arent supposed to be tanned so why not accept it.

Wise words. People should just accept how they look..

[bounty]

only homo guys do all that female stuff

im scruffy and proud

[I am MAN]

Originally Posted by Half-Bicycle

Paul McGrath? Phil Lynnot? Samantha Mumba?

They have not got 100% Irish background but I know what you're trying to say