[AwayWithFaries]

God: Oh hello, where did you come from?

Me: Earth

God: Earth? Wow, I haven't looked in there since I sent junior to keep an eye on things. How's he getting on?

Me: Eh, yeah he's grand.

[getz]

well he told george best to go back down and get his boots because they are playing hell tonight

[Blackhorse Slim]

Qapla'

[looseliver]

God: Do you want pie heven or regular heven?

Me: Pie Heven.

[getz]

as a non catholic,i am told i will not go there.

[Dr.Strange]

"Hi, Thanks for having Faith in me, you can come in but all those fools without Faith get go where the Sun don't shine!"

[Mark Hamill]

Scene: God, outside the closed gates, pacing up and down, hands deep in pockets rummaging away...

God, mumbing: "where did I leave those keys..."

[endacl]

Originally Posted by Dr.Strange

"Hi, Thanks for having Faith in me, you can come in but all those fools without Faith get go where the Sun don't shine!"

Aw, poor insecure god, just waiting for somebody to thank....
And your compassion for the 'fools without faith'?

Sounds more Ferengi than jebus-ian.

Eternity on DS9. No thanks...

[kylith]

This thread's reminding me of the Rowan Atkinson Devil sketch:

"OK, form lines please. Fornicators over here. Murderers just here. And Christians... Yeah, sorry Christians; it turns out that the Jews were right. Bet you feel silly now".

[Kivaro]

Originally Posted by AwayWithFaries

God: Oh hello, where did you come from?

Me: Earth

God: Earth? Wow, I haven't looked in there since I sent junior to keep an eye on things. How's he getting on?

Me: Eh, yeah he's grand.

I think we have a winner, but you should have said he joined a hippie commune.

[Pushtrak]

Originally Posted by getz

as a non catholic,i am told i will not go there.

So do catholics, and so do the people who say that to the catholics to each other.

[Simi]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from "Calling all quakers!" and "Today we live, tomorrow we die!"

[Burt Lancaster]

Hello, and welcome to Heaven.
You must be tired after all that.
There's fresh tea and ham sandwiches just inside the portal there.
When you’re finished chatting to friends and family, as requested we're going to transfer you as far away from people as possible so you can get some peace and tranquillity.
You can hover about in the Aldoeuasdfr galaxy that's under creation at the moment, there’s a nice interesting view and perspective there. You can see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion and watch c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

[18AD]

God: I've been waiting forever for you to get here.

[beerpong]

What are you doing here? Your not a Bonobo ape!