[Mr.Biscuits]

I don't eat biscuits.

[downwithpeace]

I like peace.

[grindle]

The hot air from a tumble-dryer comes out of an air-vent tube-thingy.
My (knackery) neighbour's tube was beside their front door.
I once blasted it with piss.

Do we get told off if the piss-blast is true?

[Wereghost]

It was Earth all along.

[girl in the striped socks]

I wear striped socks. Most of the time, wearing flip flops & wedges the last few days

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.
I have no understanding of politics, except that most of them are in for what they can get.
I don't know what way to vote on may 31st so I'll go with eeny, meeny, miney & mo.
And my wedding dress is costing me less than what most brides pay for their wedding shoes. One day, incredible waste & snobbery! But no one will know only me...& anyone who reads this.

[abouttobebanned]

Originally Posted by stovelid

I burgled a house.

Wo Wo....back it up there... Really?

[EdenHazard]

I got mad low self esteem despite having a big ego

[Trollsbury Trollington]

Im a troll

[MadYaker]

Originally Posted by Trollsbury Trollington

Im a troll

Blatent re-reg to post in this thread in the hope of getting likes???

[KKkitty]

I have no secrets cos I'm a perfect human being

[Trollsbury Trollington]

Originally Posted by MadYaker

Blatent re-reg to post in this thread in the hope of getting likes???

I say!!
How very dare you.

[flutterflye]

Originally Posted by EdenHazard

I got mad low self esteem despite having a big ego

That's actually really obvious.
Well it was to me anyway.
It's like you want people to think you're good looking so you can validate your feelings of self worth, most likely because you don't think you have much else to offer.

That'll be €100.

[Birneybau]

Originally Posted by FouxDaFaFa

I actually do know where the piscine is.

Pardon moi?

[puddinboxxx]

I prefer snackboxxx's

[Hurricane-Dean]

I'm only a Mild-Gust-Dean