[TeddyTedson]

Our Distinguished Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,


It's a great pleasure and privilege for me to welcome all of you on behalf of the leader.

We're a bit ahead of the curve here in tCN on an intellectual level, but always happy to see a new face, but more importantly, the leader loves new faces also.

So don't be shy, say hello. The leader doesn't judge, much.

[Sarky]

Hello, I'm Sarky. People say I moderate this place, but I am merely a mouthpiece for The Leader. He told me to say that this is not a chat thread, and any attempts to treat it as such will glaargharghirghav. I assume he meant to imply severe punishment, but the bottle of cheap bourbon kind of muffled the last part.

Read the charter. It has nudity.
Be silly. Really goddamn silly.

Don't try to make jokes in the Serious Thread. That's a very bad idea.

[Sindri]

Does this asylum have complimentary belly rubs?


Oh , hello, /. My name is Sindri and I like eating crayons and acute intestinal obstructions. They don't mix well.

Would you like a lollipop? There you go. *Please lick your screen*

[aaronjumper]

I'm aaron and I was sent here accidentally. Mmmm lollipop. I prefer window flavour.

[Oranage2]

[tSubh Dearg]

[IM0]

Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

such a fox, MAN I would bang her doors in even if she is about 70 now. vintage

[cyberwolf77]

I'm the wolf, Yes, that wolf. I really need a better publicist

[Oranage2]

My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.

[Sindri]

Originally Posted by Oranage2

My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.

I wish to thank this post

[Princess Peach]

[Sparklepants!]

Ahoy. I'm one sparkly pants'd motherfucker. I also double as a metrosexual pirate by night (still a damn fine one at that <yarr>). I heard complimentary belly rubs. Gimme!

[Oranage2]

My name is Oranage2 and I like to watch youtube videos of chiropractors to help me sleep.

[Princess Peach]

Hi Orange!

[Oranage2]