[a fat guy]

Originally Posted by jordata

Nothing says "I love you" quiet like a box of lidl condoms!!

Yeah.

Buy one, get a child free!

[Recessionbust]

Originally Posted by a fat guy

Yeah.

Buy one, get a child free!

Haha brilliant. And beside them is the pregnancy tests with a sign sayin if you bought those you will need these

[Battered Mars Bar]

Originally Posted by vicwatson

Definition of TOAST

transitive verb
1
: to warm thoroughly

2
: to make (as bread) crisp, hot, and brown by heat

Very good, so we've established there's no mention of burning bread.

Originally Posted by dvpower

Making toast is a cooking skill?

As above, quite a complex one.

[vicwatson]

Originally Posted by Battered Mars Bar

Very good, so we've established there's no mention of burning bread.



As above, quite a complex one.

Browning is in essence burning bread, there are varying degrees of course.

Get over it.

[whirlpool]

The next person to mention toast gets a free lifetime supply of Lidl condoms, and they HAVE TO use them.

[mikeym]

Wouldnt touch the Ketchup

[Recessionbust]

Originally Posted by whirlpool

The next person to mention toast gets a free lifetime supply of Lidl condoms, and they HAVE TO use them.

Ill toast to that :-D

[Battered Mars Bar]

Originally Posted by vicwatson

Browning is in essence burning bread, there are varying degrees of course.

Get over it.

"Burning toast" One cannot burn bread.

[mike65]

Originally Posted by Cicero

My entire weekly shop

glad you are so rich!

Originally Posted by Polloloca

Everything.

and you!

Originally Posted by YouTookMyName

all meat and frozen stuff veg.

Meats and frozen greens are just fine.

Originally Posted by bubblefett

Milk.
For most stuff they're grand

Milks fine

Originally Posted by mikeym

Wouldnt touch the Ketchup

You can buy Heinz in Lidl if you like.

[RichieC]

all the things.

[AnonoBoy]

Originally Posted by Lionel Messy

The johnnies look dodgy alright. I don't know why they sell them. Lets face it, most people who shop in Lidl don't use them.

Ehh..... ok there. You're basing this obviously on lots of research and not just some completely uninformed view that you have from walking by one once.

Originally Posted by Benny_Cake

Irony is that most of their products are actually supplied by the big manufacturers (Hunky Dorys supply the Aldi crisps), so it's quite possible that the condoms could be from the likes of Durex. Not that Durex are likely to admit it...

Would you take the risk? Jaysus!

[MickySticks]

Cigarettes because I don't smoke.

[meoklmrk91]

I would find Lidl very hit and miss, some of there stuff is grand, an awful lot of it is rank though. Their beans are too sugary for example, lunchmeats are expensive and not that nice and their meat isn't the best either.

Aldi however is the ****, have yet to come across something that tasted like it was made cheaply.

[Owen_S]

The Fruity Mondos

[whirlpool]

I always laugh when I see Aldi's version of "Hunky Dorys" http://www.aldi.ie/ie/html/product_r...ange_19188.htm