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chin_grin · 08-03-2012, 16:05

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Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

Bahhahhhhh

No no no 'sheep'. Try it again......

toexpress · 08-03-2012, 16:06

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Originally Posted by kfallon

Jesus Teddy, sometimes I really wish somebody would take your brain away from you

didn't they? Didn't they?

*TeddyTedson* · 08-03-2012, 16:08

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Originally Posted by chin_grin

No no no 'sheep'. Try it again......

Sheep would be a lot cheaper to keep alright but I'm not sure if the quality of milk would be the same?

toexpress · 08-03-2012, 16:10

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Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

Sheep would be a lot cheaper to keep alright but I'm not sure if the quality of milk would be the same?

Plus if you have cows you can change your name to Ewing cos then you have cattle and an oil tank ...

FatherLen · 08-03-2012, 16:11

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Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

Sheep would be a lot cheaper to keep alright but I'm not sure if the quality of milk would be the same?

can you even milk a sheep?

i have nipples.
can you milk me?

chin_grin · 08-03-2012, 16:12

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Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

Sheep would be a lot cheaper to keep alright but I'm not sure if the quality of milk would be the same?

No no no your laugh......sounded like. I'm running low on caffeine. Be right back.

(Either that or I haven't p*ssed enough people off on here yet.....today....in the last hour).

toexpress · 08-03-2012, 16:14

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Originally Posted by FatherLen

can you even milk a sheep?

i have nipples.
can you milk me?

Am I the only one who finds the combination of his username and this particular post kind of creepy and sick making?

token101 · 08-03-2012, 16:15

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Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

Well unfortunately the milk isn't free. The milk man is like a pissed off dealer chasing me down every week for his cash. I usually try dodge him till pay day but sometimes he catches me off guard.

Any-who, I was thinking of getting a dairy cow and a couple of hens out the back. It seems to just make sense to cut out the milk man, or a shop and the farmer.
The waste can also be put to good use fertilising the garden or can even be sold to fertiliser distributors I believe.

I really can't see a any flaws here. It might even be a good business venture to start selling cows and hens door to door in suburban areas.
Before anyone starts worrying about the dairy farmers, remember that our exports are doing great at the moment and this will allow this area to expand further.

Have I just stepped on to a winner here?

No you've stepped back about 400 years in time

Nothingbetter2d · 08-03-2012, 16:16

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Originally Posted by FatherLen

can you even milk a sheep?

i have nipples.
can you milk me?

yes men can be milked.... it requires massive doses of female hormones to simulate a nursing mother but it is possible.

noted side effects include:

severe stroppiness
saying one thing but meaning the opposite
saying it's fine when it clearly isn't
inability to choose an outfit to wear in less than 5 mins
a swelling of the breast tissues

happyman81 · 08-03-2012, 16:20

I reckon the selling chickens idea might actually work. Sell it as a package, with a few chicks, some feed, a cage or whatever to keep them and a handbook.

I'd say this has already been done.

OctavarIan · 08-03-2012, 16:23

Buying and owning a single cow is such a bad idea.

*TeddyTedson* · 08-03-2012, 16:23

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Originally Posted by token101

No you've stepped back about 400 years in time

That's bullocks, what about all the people growing their own vegetables nowadays. This is just taking it one step further.

lucylu · 08-03-2012, 16:23

OP You will need to have a Herd Number to have a cow.
You will need facilities for testing (TB) such as a crush. Dept of Ag will call to inspect the set up. .

The same applies to having goats, sheep and pigs.

Nothingbetter2d · 08-03-2012, 16:25

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Originally Posted by lucylu

OP You will need to have a Herd Number to have a cow.
You will need facilities for testing (TB) such as a crush. Dept of Ag will call to inspect the set up. .

The same applies to having goats, sheep and pigs.

it seems OP your only remaining option is that lactating woman

or you could milk rats and sell its as Malk http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3...63sno1_400.jpg

lucylu · 08-03-2012, 16:28

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Originally Posted by Nothingbetter2d

it seems OP your only remaining option is that lactating woman

sicko

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08-03-2012, 16:20	#25
happyman81 Closed Account Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 310 Adverts \| Friends	I reckon the selling chickens idea might actually work. Sell it as a package, with a few chicks, some feed, a cage or whatever to keep them and a handbook. I'd say this has already been done.

08-03-2012, 16:23	#26
OctavarIan Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dead Between the Walls Posts: 2,467 Adverts \| Friends	Buying and owning a single cow is such a bad idea.

08-03-2012, 16:23	#28
lucylu Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,471 Adverts \| Friends	OP You will need to have a Herd Number to have a cow. You will need facilities for testing (TB) such as a crush. Dept of Ag will call to inspect the set up. . The same applies to having goats, sheep and pigs.