For various reasons I'm not as active on here as the forum probably deserves so I put out a call for another pair of hands. The requirements were a bit strict. Must have snazzy glasses, natty facial hair, a clean t-shirt and at least some knowledge of Metallica (to put manners on the regulars in the superthread).
Unfortunately James Hetfield demanded a hefty salary and is a bit busy with his band so we will have to make do with the other guy .
So please put your hands together and welcome lord lucan.