Yes, I'd get one, and initially I'd love it.
But after a while, I'd see it as a sign of how I'd let success get to my head, and how I'd become distanced from my working-class roots.
I'd therefore tire of it and leave it to my friend Paulie, who'd love it after initially mistrusting it.
I'd then be able to get back to my roots, do some back-to-basics training, and defeat Ivan Drago and thaw relations between East and West.
So yes, basically.