[legspin]

Originally Posted by tricky D

At least Tesco sell you something tangible.

They're also much bigger when it comes to paying taxes.

I'm not sure about that. I had heard they have some sort of conversation with the taxman along the lines of threatening to withdraw from the Rep.of Ire. unless they got some sort of tax deal. I would like it if this could be refuted or substansiated though.

[bluewolf]

Originally Posted by fitz0

What way would a sale work for an undertakers? 'With prices this good you can't afford to go on living. Die, die die!' or 'Prices to die for.'

buy one get one free
lol

[joseph brand]

Originally Posted by fitz0

What way would a sale work for an undertakers? 'With prices this good you can't afford to go on living. Die, die die!' or 'Prices to die for.'

UP TO 30% OFF!
WE CAN'T BE BEAT.

Along those lines. Competition.

Also, why don't Argos and Woodies sell coffins? The finest MDF, at a fraction of what the local Funeral Directors charge. I never understood the idea of burying a brand new, expensive, ornate coffin under the ground.

[bezka]

Originally Posted by bluewolf

buy one get one free
lol

Even better,
Have a loyalty card - "Pay for 9 funerals, Get your 10th funeral free"

[Sarky]

The churches could re-establish dominance over Tesco by giving you a free tin of beans after every 20 masses attended.

[joseph brand]

Originally Posted by Sarky

The churches could re-establish dominance over Tesco by giving you a free tin of beans after every 20 masses attended.

Some of the churches in Africa give out chocolate willies.

[MrPudding]

The co-op in the uk do funerals.

MrP

[patwicklow]

Tesco a one big multinational that has done away with local traditions the world over and still will do to this day,cheap and very nasty place but flocks of sheep still follow, thank **** i aint in that flock of sheep!

[vibe666]

Originally Posted by patwicklow

Tesco a one big multinational that has done away with local traditions the world over and still will do to this day,cheap and very nasty place but flocks of sheep still follow, thank **** i aint in that flock of sheep!

I just thank **** i aint in the other flock of sheep!

[LordSutch]

I wish Tomk1 would come back and tell us what CCL means.

[kylith]

Coil Coir Lightly
Choir Comissions Ltd
Can Ciaran Limbo

[Dades]

Originally Posted by joseph brand

Some of the churches in Africa give out chocolate willies.

You eat dem like ICE CREAM.

[getz]

Originally Posted by joseph brand

Some of the churches in Africa give out chocolate willies.

some of the churches in africa are giving out willies [and they are not chocolate]

[robindch]

Originally Posted by getz

some of the churches in africa are giving out willies

...giving out about willies and what men might do with them.

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-11-30/a...c?_s=PM:AFRICA

[getz]

Originally Posted by robindch

...giving out about willies and what men might do with them.

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-11-30/a...c?_s=PM:AFRICA

crap i will now have to find another place to go on holiday