[Pembily]

Originally Posted by Otis Driftwood

I just had bacon,sausage,fried egg,white pudding,chips and mushrooms.

Not bad.

I have sausages, eggs and salad but I need someone to cook them

[ToxicPaddy]

Originally Posted by Pembily

I have sausages, eggs and salad but I need someone to cook them

Sausages and eggs with salad is wrong.

[Pembily]

Originally Posted by ToxicPaddy

Sausages and eggs with salad is wrong.

No, it's amazing, cooked tomatoes, relish and gooey egg on the salad are nyommy

[ToxicPaddy]

Originally Posted by Pembily

No, it's amazing, cooked tomatoes, relish and gooey egg on the salad are nyommy

Eh no..

[Daisies]

Wow Otis, I'm telling you, give me, Pem, Larianne and kitten an hour and we'll make you a pretty girl!

[Otis Driftwood]

Fraid not my dear,that was my one and only foray into the world of drag.

It was a feckin nightmare.The dress was a little short so for the first hour whenever I bent down to grab a beer my giblets tried to make an appearance.

I developed a new found respect for women in short skirts after that I tell ya!

[Daisies]

Originally Posted by Otis Driftwood

I developed a new found respect for women in short skirts after that I tell ya!

Every guy should be made wear heels and a dress for one night to fully appreciate the effort we go to!

[Dravokivich]

Originally Posted by Daisies

Every guy should be made wear heels and a dress for one night to fully appreciate the effort we go to!

I've carried enough wimmins complaining about thier feet.