[LukeS_]

Originally Posted by sollar

Yes Polish and some polishing is involved too

the last cleaner was russian through the work too quickly so was sacked /doo domm tish/

She was probably Russian because she was Hungary.

[Capt'n Midnight]

Originally Posted by Micky Dolenz

Get an Au Pair. Pay them €60 a week. They live with you so are always at your call.

Small details like having no kids can probably be concealed easily enough.

When the Au Pair arrives tell her that the "child" is asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed and then head out for the evening. When you get back and discover the child is "missing". You can now blackmail the Au Pair in to paying you to keep quiet.

[DublinWriter]

Four pages in and still no sign of y*re m*.

[Solnskaya]

I thought this was a thread about Enda's Lackeys, the 5000 he is gathering up at the moment to skivvy get valuable experience in the workplace. Enda got 5000 no bother, you only want one, should be easy, and as a big plus, you are actually looking to pay moneeys