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03-07-2011, 10:32   #1
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I'm looking for a lackey, any takers?

I need someone to work for 1 hour in the evenings when I came home from work. I need them to cook me dinner and then clean my house. I will pay 20 euros for an hours work, and I will need you from Mon-Fri. So its a handy way for someone to make an extra 100 quid a week. Any takers? Or does anyone know of a company which provides such a service? I know theres plenty of cleaning companies out there but not sure if any of them would cook your dinner as well?
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will you want to be referred to as "master"?
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will you want to be referred to as "master"?
nah it would be too awkward for both of us if I was referred to as master
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Thats too much hassle, I just want a stress free life. Charlie Harper is my idol, I'm aiming for a similar set up as what he has.
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I need them to cook me dinner and then clean my house. I will pay 20 euros for an hours work, and I will need you from Mon-Fri. So its a handy way for someone to make an extra 100 quid a week[/QUOTE

I bet you've never done cleaning or cooking if you think an hour's work is all that's needed.
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I need someone to work for 1 hour in the evenings when I came home from work.
yeah i'll be you're bitch for 50 Cent more.

things are getting tight, so let me know the location of this work, before I have to sell my arse.
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I used to have a lady from Nepal come in for 2 hours a day to clean, do laundry and cook. Worked out very well.
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I need them to cook me dinner and then clean my house. I will pay 20 euros for an hours work, and I will need you from Mon-Fri. So its a handy way for someone to make an extra 100 quid a week[/QUOTE

I bet you've never done cleaning or cooking if you think an hour's work is all that's needed.
Well if its done everyday then that amount of time should be enough. Plus my place isn't that big and its not like I want it looking like buckingham palace, just a quick once over will do, bit of hoovering, wipe down the worktops, clean the skidmarks from the toilet etc
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I used to have a lady from Nepal come in for 2 hours a day to clean, do laundry and cook. Worked out very well.
Can I have her number? How much does she charge? Is it all legit or is it human trafficker territory? Not that I have any objections to that
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Get an Au Pair. Pay them €60 a week. They live with you so are always at your call.

Small details like having no kids can probably be concealed easily enough.
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Get an Au Pair. Pay them €60 a week. They live with you so are always at your call.

Small details like having no kids can probably be concealed easily enough.
A lot cheaper than a hooker too.
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yeah i'll be you're bitch for 50 Cent more.

things are getting tight, so let me know the location of this work, before I have to sell my arse.
are ye about Dublin?
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