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16-04-2013, 21:27   #4036
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This moronic girl has come out with a lot of gems but I can't even believe my eyes at this one...

"I dnt even like boston fck dem x"
What an absolute cunt
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16-04-2013, 21:28   #4037
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I've 77 after I deleted the people I don't like or see regularly...and I kept family!

I don't even like Facebook, don't know why I'm on it.
Delete your account then. Life is better without it!

I have friends that are abroad but I keep in touch via viber etc - which is more for actual friends. I've no time for the Facebook kind.
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16-04-2013, 21:30   #4038
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I always knew she was along the lines of "hope your ok hun" and the entertainment value kept her on my friends list but I'm absolutely horrified!
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16-04-2013, 21:34   #4039
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I hope you deleted her
I hope her parents were sterilised after their obvious first mistake.
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16-04-2013, 21:40   #4040
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This is from a girl I worked with in Canada. She is the biggest gom and most delusional person I've ever met. Her Facebook posts keep me entertained!

'Wooo deleting spree is turning out to be quite fun! 100 people gone so far! You should really look into your settings and stuff! It's amazing what you can & cannot control on here! Major clean up of my social networking all round.

Just watched something on tv about Facebook and it was a bit of an eye opener! So I'm going to keep chopping away!! Got a couple of messages so far haha, sorry guys if you don't talk to me how the hell am I supposed to know you read the crap I post on here? You're all essentially stalkers if you're not friends! hahaha'
How can anyone be that arrogant? As if she thinks everyone is just hanging on to her every word. I'm sure most of her 'stalkers' feel the same way about her - she's a random acquaintance like most Facebook 'friends' are.
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16-04-2013, 21:53   #4041
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Delete your account then. Life is better without it!

I have friends that are abroad but I keep in touch via viber etc - which is more for actual friends. I've no time for the Facebook kind.
I like to nose on people though
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16-04-2013, 23:44   #4042
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I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon
Why are the Americans spending millions of dollars trying to find out who the perpetrators are when all they have to do is look up Facebook or Twitter and find 'the truth'? The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security etc, should know by now that all the answers are to be found on social sites.
Don't they know that the people who use Facebook are never,ever,wrong?


* Ssssiiiiggggghhh. I sometimes weep for humanity*
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17-04-2013, 01:00   #4043
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Frapes just aren't funny anymore, if they ever were.

"I love c0ck" etc
I had a chance to frape someone earlier but couldnt think of anything other than the usual that would still be known as a frape. He spotted his phone before I came up with anything good.
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17-04-2013, 02:22   #4044
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I thought this was pretty funny!
"got accused of trying to steal weetabix from Tesco a minute ago.. the accuser had fake eye lashes on...for work...in Tesco... what is life"
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17-04-2013, 02:25   #4045
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Why are the Americans spending millions of dollars trying to find out who the perpetrators are when all they have to do is look up Facebook or Twitter and find 'the truth'? The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security etc, should know by now that all the answers are to be found on social sites.
Don't they know that the people who use Facebook are never,ever,wrong?


* Ssssiiiiggggghhh. I sometimes weep for humanity*
Have a look at the conspiracy theories forum, there's a thread on FB being funded by the american gov./CIA/whatever, they backed/created it as database to use on the people and that Zuckerberg is just a front and they regularly use Harvard for this sort of thing

Not really into the whole CT thing but some are a bit interesting

didn't read the full thing yet but it was created a while ago, nothing to do with the bombings in Boston.


Also they do use FB, Twitter, etc. they were looking for laws to be granted to give them access to the sites, to monitor people - something like an updated form of wiretapping

& remember a while back them two from the UK, one might have been Irish even, that were refused entry after their comments on twitter
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17-04-2013, 06:21   #4046
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Why are the Americans spending millions of dollars trying to find out who the perpetrators are when all they have to do is look up Facebook or Twitter and find 'the truth'? The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security etc, should know by now that all the answers are to be found on social sites.
Don't they know that the people who use Facebook are never,ever,wrong?


* Ssssiiiiggggghhh. I sometimes weep for humanity*
Please, I'm asking nicely and all, but no more use of this phrase. Humanity doesn't give a fcuk and it comes off like you think you're Jesus.
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17-04-2013, 06:24   #4047
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Please, I'm asking nicely and all, but no more use of this phrase. Humanity doesn't give a fcuk and it comes off like you think you're Jesus.
No they don't but the idiom relates more to the standard of humanity and its reputation or its future prospects.
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17-04-2013, 06:29   #4048
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No they don't but the idiom relates more to the standard of humanity and its reputation or its future prospects.

But it's ONE person in how many billion? I doubt even they could ride around that much that they'd have any impact on the future of humanity or it's intellectual standard!
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17-04-2013, 13:13   #4049
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This moronic girl has come out with a lot of gems but I can't even believe my eyes at this one...

"I dnt even like boston fck dem x"
Please tell me she got a lot of abuse stick for that?
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17-04-2013, 13:15   #4050
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& remember a while back them two from the UK, one might have been Irish even, that were refused entry after their comments on twitter
I remember that. Story here.
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