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31-03-2011, 23:52   #1
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Normally your average Irish woman gets a slating on here for being fat and ugly. I have a question to put to after hours. Today while walking to College, spending time in College and going home from College I saw about 200 women that looked like they needed a good riding. These women come from all walks of life and are all ages. I can't even explain what makes them hot anymore. But jaysus you can't walk down the street without wanting to throw these chicks some love juice. Ninja wanks in the toilet are necessary at every available moment. Is this just me?
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31-03-2011, 23:54   #2
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no there are lots of beautifull women around
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I suppose with three testicles you'd be tossing yourself off left right and center...
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Normally your average Irish woman gets a slating on here for being fat and ugly.
They do? By whom?
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Tit Monday has come around again.
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They do? By whom?
Apparently you weren't here like six months ago when every week there was a new thread slating Irish women for all kinds of things.

It's disappeared since though.
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They do? By whom?
Each other, and the stupid magazines they read. They're their own worst enemy.
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Apparently you weren't here like six months ago when every week there was a new thread slating Irish women for all kinds of things.

It's disappeared since though.
TBH though, that's just because the mods usually shut them down fairly swiftly these day!
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TBH though, that's just because the mods usually shut them down fairly swiftly these day!
Hey, if it works, it works.
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Normally your average Irish woman gets a slating on here for being fat and ugly. I have a question to put to after hours. Today while walking to College, spending time in College and going home from College I saw about 200 women that looked like they needed a good riding. These women come from all walks of life and are all ages. I can't even explain what makes them hot anymore. But jaysus you can't walk down the street without wanting to throw these chicks some love juice. Ninja wanks in the toilet are necessary at every available moment. Is this just me?
Who needs women anyway

I just look in the mirror and I get aroused. Alpha males like myself grow tired of needing other inferior beings to feel pleasure.

I turn myself on
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Irish women are beautiful and Irish guys are just so handsome
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These women are Poles & Latvians.
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