A friend of mine told me this last week...what did people at Mozarts grave say???...I can hear him decomposing
A while back lots of people decided that Mozart should be made a saint for all the beautiful music he created. A campaign was put together and the church agreed to dig him up and then canonize him.
When they eventually got the coffin out of the ground and prised it open, they found Mozart inside with a manuscript in one hand and an eraser in the other, furiously rubbing out the music on the sheet. When they asked what he was doing, he replied, "Decomposing."