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11-03-2012, 10:23   #2326
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A man is driving down the motorway in a lorry, a car comes up beside him beeping his horn shouting "you are losing your load" the lorry driver shouts down "would you F off" but the driver persists, "you are losing your load for miles now", the lorry driver again tells him to "F OFF". But the driver shouts again, so the driver pulls in and the driver stops, and says again look you are losing your load, "Yeah I KNOW I am gritting the roads"
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11-03-2012, 21:14   #2327
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What do you get if you turn 2 blonds upside-down?

Spoiler: A brunette
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11-03-2012, 21:46   #2328
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Why did the baker's hands smell?


...Cause he kneaded a poo
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11-03-2012, 22:35   #2329
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What do you get if you turn 2 blonds upside-down?

Spoiler: A brunette
A lot of people use smartphones these days and spoilers really do spoil the joke
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11-03-2012, 23:19   #2330
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Am I the only who doesn't get these spoiler jokes?

What's the catch behind them honestly I'm lost lol
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11-03-2012, 23:23   #2331
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i saw a sign today that made me piss myself........toilets closed
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12-03-2012, 00:16   #2332
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A Nagger brings his wife to the hospital with two black eyes,bloody nose and a broken jaw

Nurse asks "What happened?"

Nagger "Shes going through the change luv!"

Nurse "you dont end up like that going through the change!"

Nagger "Ye do when its the change in me pockets!!"
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12-03-2012, 10:45   #2333
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A lot of people use smartphones these days and spoilers really do spoil the joke
Tap the spoiler, it will show then. Does on mine anyway. (SonyEricsson X8)
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12-03-2012, 11:24   #2334
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iphone you have to copy and paste it into the search box - bit finicky
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12-03-2012, 18:46   #2335
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As the nurse delivered our baby, I told my wife:

"Wow, she's absolutely stunning."

My wife looked confused as she held the newborn baby in her arms.

She said, "Dave, it's a he, not a she...

"I replied, "what do you mean? Have you seen the tits on that nurse?
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12-03-2012, 19:53   #2336
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iphone you have to copy and paste it into the search box - bit finicky
Tapping the spoiler works for me,are you not using the touch site??
http://touch.boards.ie
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My brother raped a hooker last week. They arested him for theft
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A radio station was running a
competition – words that
weren’t in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentence
that would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your
name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N
pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave,
‘goan’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f uck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and
took other calls, all unsuccessful
until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E,
pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff,
‘smee’ is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What
sentence can you use that word
in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f uck
yourself!”?
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The first time I had brussel sprouts I wanted to know who made a balls of the cabbage. . .
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The first time I had brussel sprouts I wanted to know who made a balls of the cabbage. . .
D- Must try harder.
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