[Jet Black]

[noodler]

Originally Posted by Kiith

Posted this on the Battlestar forum, but as it's a ghost town...

http://kotaku.com/5873217/oh-if-only...-galactica-rpg

Thats epic!

(Although as it is the best TV series I have ever seen you shouldn't watch the skit unless you have seen the show - too many spoilers!)

[Kiith]

Originally Posted by noodler

Thats epic!

(Although as it is the best TV series I have ever seen you shouldn't watch the skit unless you have seen the show - too many spoilers!)

Crap, didn't think of that. Edited now with a spoiler alert.

[allanb49]

[Jet Black]

Cant make this **** up.

Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?



[snip]

What Gay Thing is This Gaming Teaching Kids

Skyrim Jobs – Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin. Satan has recently taught our fecal fisting bandits that if you hang each other upside down and let the blood rush to the head, the anal dumpster becomes more sensitive to touch and we all know gays wake up and fall asleep just day dreaming about sticking something up their own or someone else’s sewer hole.

If you notice your son has become more light headed around the house, this is a definite warning that he has been Skyrim jobbing.

Dragon Fisting – Dragon fisting is a new way the gays enter each other’s mud goblets with both of their hands. The difference with dragon fisting, is they make sure to grow their nails very long and once inserted into their low t-cell counted friend, they make a tickling movement with their fingers and sends their mud monkey buddy into a demon infused enticement of gay rage.

Make sure to inspect the length and smell of your children’s finger nails on a daily basis.

Icy Spear – The Icy Spear is the name of an actual weapon in the game of Skyrim, but on the gay streets, it is where a gay freezes their meat banana with ice cubes and than forcefully injects their partner’s demon tunnel with their icy flesh spear.

If you notice that you never have ice cubes in your freeze, be sure that your son is freezing the anal caverns of other men in the neighborhood.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

you can make that up, because it was completely made up

[ShadowHearth]

Skyrim gets way more attention that it actually deserves...

[SeantheMan]

Maybe they don't like Bethesda ?
Funny ol website all the same

Their other review of their game is titled

Fallout New Vegas: A game of homogayness and sin!

http://christwire.org/2011/12/fallou...yness-and-sin/

[Nerdkiller1991]

From in here.

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_3...-diagram-form/

[folan]

[Kiith]

Kindergarten Cop took place in Silent Hill?

[Nerdkiller1991]

Originally Posted by Kiith

Kindergarten Cop took place in Silent Hill?

Looks like it was indeed a TOOMAH after all.

[boneyarsebogman]

I <3 Skyrim mods

[ShadowHearth]

Originally Posted by boneyarsebogman

I <3 Skyrim mods

i dislike skyrum, but this is some really funny ****!

[Sabre0001]

FIFA 12 / Mario Kart mashup