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keepkeyyellow · 11-07-2010, 02:25

'so if a man becomes a woman is he still a gay man would you have sex with her, cause like she's still a man what about drag queens are you attracted to them do you wanna dress as a woman?'
from my female best friend

friend 'omg what ******...oh i'm sorry'
me 'stop apologising you homo'

mother 'i could fancy a woman you're father might like a man'
father '**** off no'

Dr. Baltar · 11-07-2010, 03:09

Tonight:

Friend of a Friend: "You're bi right?"
Me: "Yup"
FoaF: "There's this tranny at the bar... you could get two for the price of one man!"
Me: "......."

Chuchoter · 11-07-2010, 12:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Baltar

Tonight:

Friend of a Friend: "You're bi right?"
Me: "Yup"
FoaF: "There's this tranny at the bar... you could get two for the price of one man!"
Me: "......."

lol I love it. How do you even respond to that? *facepalm*

TylerIE · 12-07-2010, 22:47

DubArk · 14-07-2010, 15:16

I remember a few years ago when both my partner and I were still living in London and we were back here on a visit, we barrowed my Mothers car to visit my Brothers family, in the arse of nowhere.

My nephew who was about nine at that stage was playing in his back garden and we were just chatting away.

Looking at me intensely he asked:

Nephew: "Uncle **** why are you driving Nanas’ car?"

Me: "Well….. We don’t need a Car because we live in a very big city and they have a thing called public transport with Trains, Busses and Tubes…. Really there’s no need for me or **** to own a car, we manage to get around quite well without owning a Car; sure it’s too much trouble in a large city anyway."

Again he looks at me intensely….

Nephew: "Do you have a wife Uncle ****?"

Me: "No I don’t have a wife!"

Nephew: "Does **** (My Partner) have a wife?"

Me: "No **** doesn’t not have a wife!"

Nephew: "WHY??"

I thought to myself; WTF am I going to say… so I went for it! Stuttering to start with…

Me: "Wwe …We don’t have wives because we have one another, like mummy and daddy have each other." (Short and simple)

He looks at me with this look of confusion on his little mug and says:

Nephew: "I DON’T understand I JUST don’t understand at ALL????"

My heart sank! Why didn’t I keep my big mouth shut!

Me: "What don’t you understand???"

Nephew: "WHY, WHY you DON'T have a car??"

Phew….

**Links234** · 14-07-2010, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by lst

If your sensitive don't read it... Im posting it as a gay man who takes it with a pinch of salt so please do same!!!

Sorry, I read it, I got annoyed. I'm probably a bit too sensitive, but I don't know what's worse, the disgusting levels of homophobia or the disgusting amount of misogyny.

DubArk · 14-07-2010, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by lst

If your sensitive don't read it... Im posting it as a gay man who takes it with a pinch of salt so please do same!!!

[/SPOILER]

Read it too *Shudder*

Dr. Baltar · 14-07-2010, 17:53

This ad always cracks me up aswell as the countless parodies:

**Links234** · 14-07-2010, 19:26

**rainbow kirby** · 14-07-2010, 20:11

^ I *love* C&H

**rainbow kirby** · 15-07-2010, 15:03

More SMBC:

Dr. Baltar · 17-07-2010, 04:21

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

**Links234** · 19-07-2010, 13:24

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber

Dr. Baltar · 19-07-2010, 13:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Links234

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber

HOLY CRAP!

Dinocarlo · 19-07-2010, 17:43

Some light-hearted stuff going on at this Facebook group.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/100-wa...44423512239128

e.g.

1. You have more opinions on what Anne Doyle is wearing than on what she's saying.

2. You have guys in your phone book with names like Conor Offaly and Liam Kildare.

11-07-2010, 02:25	#31
keepkeyyellow Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 434 Adverts \| Friends	'so if a man becomes a woman is he still a gay man would you have sex with her, cause like she's still a man what about drag queens are you attracted to them do you wanna dress as a woman?' from my female best friend friend 'omg what ****...oh i'm sorry' me 'stop apologising you homo' mother 'i could fancy a woman you're father might like a man' father '** off no' Last edited by keepkeyyellow; 11-07-2010 at 02:35.

12-07-2010, 22:47	#34
TylerIE Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,550 Adverts \| Friends	Yes, I'm Gay, but....

14-07-2010, 15:16	#35
DubArk Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mind your own! Posts: 783 Adverts \| Friends	I remember a few years ago when both my partner and I were still living in London and we were back here on a visit, we barrowed my Mothers car to visit my Brothers family, in the arse of nowhere. My nephew who was about nine at that stage was playing in his back garden and we were just chatting away. Looking at me intensely he asked: Nephew: "Uncle ** why are you driving Nanas’ car?" Me: "Well….. We don’t need a Car because we live in a very big city and they have a thing called public transport with Trains, Busses and Tubes…. Really there’s no need for me or to own a car, we manage to get around quite well without owning a Car; sure it’s too much trouble in a large city anyway." Again he looks at me intensely…. Nephew: "Do you have a wife Uncle ?" Me: "No I don’t have a wife!" Nephew: "Does (My Partner) have a wife?" Me: "No ** doesn’t not have a wife!" Nephew: "WHY??" I thought to myself; WTF am I going to say… so I went for it! Stuttering to start with… Me: "Wwe …We don’t have wives because we have one another, like mummy and daddy have each other." (Short and simple) He looks at me with this look of confusion on his little mug and says: Nephew: "I DON’T understand I JUST don’t understand at ALL????" My heart sank! Why didn’t I keep my big mouth shut! Me: "What don’t you understand???" Nephew: "WHY, WHY you DON'T have a car??" Phew…. Last edited by DubArk; 14-07-2010 at 15:53.

19-07-2010, 17:43	#45
Dinocarlo Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4 Adverts \| Friends	100 ways you know you're Irish and gay. Some light-hearted stuff going on at this Facebook group. http://www.facebook.com/pages/100-wa...44423512239128 e.g. 1. You have more opinions on what Anne Doyle is wearing than on what she's saying. 2. You have guys in your phone book with names like Conor Offaly and Liam Kildare.

11-07-2010, 03:09	#32
Dr. Baltar Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,189 Adverts \| Friends	Tonight: Friend of a Friend: "You're bi right?" Me: "Yup" FoaF: "There's this tranny at the bar... you could get two for the price of one man!" Me: "......."

14-07-2010, 17:53	#38
Dr. Baltar Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,189 Adverts \| Friends	This ad always cracks me up aswell as the countless parodies:

14-07-2010, 19:26	#39
Links234 Obsessed Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 11,721 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Transgender

14-07-2010, 20:11	#40
rainbow kirby Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cracking the skye. Posts: 23,575 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Ladies' Lounge Private, The Ladies' Lounge	^ I love C&H

15-07-2010, 15:03	#41
rainbow kirby Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cracking the skye. Posts: 23,575 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Ladies' Lounge Private, The Ladies' Lounge	More SMBC:

17-07-2010, 04:21	#42
Dr. Baltar Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,189 Adverts \| Friends	If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

19-07-2010, 13:24	#43
Links234 Obsessed Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 11,721 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Transgender	Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber