Are you crap at telling porkie pies?

Voltex · 26-11-2009, 22:43

Basically ..Im the worst liar in the world. Iv really obvious give aways!
I avert eye contact...go really red and ...come out with total crap!

Are you a good liar?

aphex™ · 26-11-2009, 22:45

Yes*.

*No.

davyjose · 26-11-2009, 22:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltex

Are you a good lier?

I'm a better sitter.

brummytom · 26-11-2009, 22:48

I used to be terrible, would go bright red and stutter.

I'm not arsed now though. I'm cool, calm, and believable. The trick is to act nonchalant and not give too much detail - that's a sure sign of lying.

You pick it up after years of lying to teachers/parents

Whosbetter? · 26-11-2009, 22:51

Tellin' em? No

Eatin' em? Most certainly!

Ross_Mahon · 26-11-2009, 22:52

I'm so good, I believe my own lies

mike65 · 26-11-2009, 22:52

Mmmm porkie pie

partyatmygaff · 26-11-2009, 22:55

Nope, I'm pretty believable. Just don't say too much and make yourself believe it and it works flawlessly.

That said I hardly ever lie in any case.

/May be untrue

Daroxtar · 26-11-2009, 22:55

Everything i say is a lie.

Prove it.
http://www.philosophers.co.uk/cafe/paradox1.htm

Master of Nothing · 26-11-2009, 22:56

I'm a compulsive liar you know...

CliffHuxtabel · 26-11-2009, 22:58

yep....i really love rhyming slang

(eye twinkles)

**super-rush** · 26-11-2009, 22:59

No because i'm Batman

**TheZohan** · 26-11-2009, 23:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by super-rush

No because i'm Batman

Batman is from Carlah?

Latchy · 26-11-2009, 23:03

My last lie detector machine blew up ,sod that .

brummytom · 26-11-2009, 23:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by super-rush

No because i'm Batman

When did you become a mod?!

26-11-2009, 22:43	#1
Voltex Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 476 Adverts \| Friends	Are you crap at telling porkie pies? Basically ..Im the worst liar in the world. Iv really obvious give aways! I avert eye contact...go really red and ...come out with total crap! Are you a good liar? Last edited by Voltex; 26-11-2009 at 22:48. Reason: whoops

26-11-2009, 22:45	#2
aphex™ Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Your mind Posts: 1,462 Adverts \| Friends	Yes. No. __________________ Wedding Insurance

26-11-2009, 22:48	#4
brummytom Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Behind You Posts: 5,191 Adverts \| Friends	I used to be terrible, would go bright red and stutter. I'm not arsed now though. I'm cool, calm, and believable. The trick is to act nonchalant and not give too much detail - that's a sure sign of lying. You pick it up after years of lying to teachers/parents __________________ Don't give up 'til it's over, don't quit if you can. The weight upon your shoulders will make you a stronger man I'm being nice from now on. Yeah, you heard. Prick.... RIP Ronnie Drew 1934-2008 Liam Clancy 1935-2009

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26-11-2009, 22:55	#8
partyatmygaff Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,300 Adverts \| Friends	Nope, I'm pretty believable. Just don't say too much and make yourself believe it and it works flawlessly. That said I hardly ever lie in any case. /May be untrue __________________ *Michael Jackson R.I.P. The Man The Myth The Legend* *King of Pop 1958 - The end of time*

26-11-2009, 22:55	#9
Daroxtar Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: In the Kitchen-sync Posts: 1,165 Adverts \| Friends	Everything i say is a lie. Prove it. http://www.philosophers.co.uk/cafe/paradox1.htm __________________ Small I may be but am I much. Terrible I may be but am I good http://www.kitchensync.tk/ www.soundcloud.com/daroxtar/tracks ^^My noisey mixes^^ Custom built Deck stands- Cheap too. PM me Last edited by Daroxtar; 26-11-2009 at 23:10.

26-11-2009, 22:56	#10
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26-11-2009, 22:58	#11
CliffHuxtabel Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Glawya Posts: 289 Adverts \| Friends	yep....i really love rhyming slang (eye twinkles) __________________ .......

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Latchy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sitting by the Lagoon with Abigayle Posts: 12,531 Adverts \| Friends	My last lie detector machine blew up ,sod that . __________________ It's not roundaboush or roundabite it's 'roundabout' but I love the way you say it. http://www.youtube.com/user/luxyaltz219

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