Man marries a videogame

robbie_998 · 25-11-2009, 12:53

Linky

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Originally Posted by Yahoo

November 23 3:24 P.M.

I now pronounce you husband and what?!

In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as 'Sal9000' was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game's three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor.

While the two aren't planning a honeymoon -- after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME -- they did hold a small 'reception' in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple:

Mitch Connor · 25-11-2009, 12:55

she isn't even that hot.

Kradock · 25-11-2009, 12:56

I love this crazy world

Asmodean · 25-11-2009, 12:57

Anywhere other than Japan and I would actually be shocked

jester77 · 25-11-2009, 12:58

but will she cook his dinner

Kradock · 25-11-2009, 12:59

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Originally Posted by jester77

but will she cook his dinner

Ah! no

robbie_998 · 25-11-2009, 12:59

how will they have babies ?

ayup · 25-11-2009, 13:03

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Originally Posted by robbie_998

Linky

I don't see anything wrong with that

Banter Joe · 25-11-2009, 13:04

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Originally Posted by robbie_998

how will they have babies ?

He just has to insert his cartridge.

Cookie_Monster · 25-11-2009, 13:07

What a ****ing loser!

Gone Drinking · 25-11-2009, 13:14

You know what they say about men and marriage..

Game over

ejmaztec · 25-11-2009, 13:17

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Originally Posted by jester77

but will she cook his dinner

Virtually

derfderf · 25-11-2009, 13:19

And they don't allow same sex marriages in japan, although they do recognise same sex marriages that were held abroad.
Imagine havin less rights than a bunch of pixels.

shqipshume · 25-11-2009, 13:19

And so begins the world of no sexual intimacy

Didnt they make a movie were swapping bodily fluids became illegal.Next

Captain Havoc · 25-11-2009, 13:21

No one has mentioned that she's on a dating simulator, is that as bad and sad as it sounds?

I could suggest a free dating sim for him!!!!!!

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