some monday cheer

[allanb49]

To combat the general feeling of sh1t with the economy bad weather church abuse all the charming stories you wake up to on a monday morning i propose a lighter thread to cheer people up some funny news a joke a singsong,
as eric idle once said

some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad other things just make you swear and curse, when you're chewing on lifes gristle dont grumble give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best
and always look on the brightside of life..

[Gone Drinking]

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

[RandolphEsq]

Originally Posted by allanb49

To combat the general feeling of sh1t with the economy bad weather church abuse all the charming stories you wake up to on a monday morning i propose a lighter thread to cheer people up some funny news a joke a singsong,
as eric idle once said

some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad other things just make you swear and curse, when you're chewing on lifes gristle dont grumble give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best
and always look on the brightside of life..

STFU

[Pighead]

Originally Posted by allanb49

some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad other things just make you swear and curse, when you're chewing on lifes gristle dont grumble give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best
and always look on the brightside of life..

Pighead detests that song and now it's stuck in his head for at least the next two hours. That's the morning ruined. Thanks for nothing allan.

[allanb49]

your welcome mr head, at least not rick astley or pokerface

[markesmith]

Spurs 9 Wigan 1

[artanevilla]

BAPS!?

[AnonoBoy]

Originally Posted by artanevilla

BAPS!?

With bacon, sausage, hash brown and some brown sauce please.

[allanb49]

Originally Posted by AnonoBoy

With bacon, sausage, hash brown and some brown sauce please.

Great now i've to get food

[phasers]

Originally Posted by allanb49

at least not rick astley or pokerface

Ah for God's sake

[allanb49]

Originally Posted by phasers

Ah for God's sake

*Grins*

[Pighead]

Originally Posted by allanb49

your welcome mr head, at least not rick astley or pokerface

Nothing wrong with pokerface al. Great song. Especially the line that goes "Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" Brilliant line which perfectly articulates the frustrations of being unable to partake in a particular activity due to not possessing the correct equipment. Like a flat chested girl having to sit it out during a wet t-shirt competition or a woman standing at a urinal.

[allanb49]

I've seen many a bee sting boob at wet tshirt, just cause they dont have ample bossums is no reason not to partake

[Pighead]

Originally Posted by allanb49

I've seen many a bee sting boob at wet tshirt, just cause they dont have ample bossums is no reason not to partake

Ridiculous statement allanb49. Wet T-Shirt competitions are all about the ample sized bossoms. If Pighead wants to see flat chested people wearing wet t-shirts he'll watch a soccer match in the rain.

[AnonoBoy]

Originally Posted by Pighead

Nothing wrong with pokerface al. Great song. Especially the line that goes "Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" Brilliant line which perfectly articulates the frustrations of being unable to partake in a particular activity due to not possessing the correct equipment. Like a flat chested girl having to sit it out during a wet t-shirt competition or a woman standing at a urinal.

Well Senor Peeghead I am here today to tell you about ze great and wonderful Pmate which means no longer will the senoritas be unable to partake in ze wonderful joy of peeing while standing upright.

Behold ze Pmate:

http://www.p-mate.com/



I have no idea why I typed this post in some sort of faux Mexican/French accent.