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Carry on....for now...
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no, this is totally fact..!
I had to bail out of my digs at circa 4am after this mad man cooled down and went to the cops to report him I was driven across mildura at 5am in a squad car, sirens blazing. he got cuffed... and was busted for drink driving in melbourne a month previously. pretty lucky escape, I ended up leaving that ding of a hostel and wheeled all my stuffs in a coles trolley to another hostel at sunset.....
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whats an "nde"?
what are ye yackin about? spit it out
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Does HIV ++ mean he has double AIDS???? That's sposed to be worse than super AIDS,
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OP where did you learn English? Your posts are pretty much devoid of punctuation, grammar and sense.
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near death experience?
this guy was in my dorm, i was meeting him and another lad one evening for cans. I already knew the crazy man was a freak. two front teeth missing, ugly as **** etc. anyway, i was flicking thru a cd wallet for tunes, while the room was empty. came across an important looking piece of paper that fell out, a HIV report from said freak yikes... that night, he went mad at me, about turning on the ac moved into a bunk bed directly below me, roofed thru all my belongings (saw my passport in his hand when i peered down), snarled at me... I GOT A TATTOO , I WILL KILL YOU...!! all that.. (and more...) I tried to keep calm, in the midst of this and when he dozed off I gtfo and went to the cops, a good 40 min walk at least...
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and one time I accidentally a coke bottle
the whole thing!!1111!!!!!! |
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Less of the jokes please guys, remember: "this is totally fact"
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You're the Doctor, you tell us!!!
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