Two More

Rufus.T.Firefly · 01-09-2009, 09:22

Two gay guys decide they are going to have a baby.

After some discussion they decide the best course is to get a surrogate mother.

So they find a volunteer and lo and behold 9 months later they are the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy.

As they are looking at the babies in the incubator room, one of them notices that the only baby who looks happy is theirs.

The rest are either crying or sleeping.

He turns to the nurse and says,

"See, two gay guys can have a happy baby".

The nurse says,

"Yes, but lets see what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass".

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him.

However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk.

The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant’s trunk into his 'old fella'.

The man thought about it for a while.

The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear.

So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment.

As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.

In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful.

To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his pecker sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said,

'That was incredible!

Can you do that again?'

With tears in his eyes he replied,

'I think I can,

But I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'

L_gaucho · 01-09-2009, 10:28

Loved the last one, years since I heard it

dh0661 · 01-09-2009, 21:24

No stars yet

- high five from me

Rufus.T.Firefly · 01-09-2009, 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by dh0661

No stars

There’re in your eyes Donna

L_gaucho · 02-09-2009, 15:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rufus.T.Firefly

There’re in your eyes Donna

Oh get a room you two>>>>

01-09-2009, 09:22	#1
Rufus.T.Firefly Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: BRING BACK HAGAR Posts: 165 Adverts \| Friends	Two More Two gay guys decide they are going to have a baby. After some discussion they decide the best course is to get a surrogate mother. So they find a volunteer and lo and behold 9 months later they are the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. As they are looking at the babies in the incubator room, one of them notices that the only baby who looks happy is theirs. The rest are either crying or sleeping. He turns to the nurse and says, "See, two gay guys can have a happy baby". The nurse says, "Yes, but lets see what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant’s trunk into his 'old fella'. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his pecker sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?' With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, But I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse' __________________

01-09-2009, 21:24	#3
dh0661 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: www.tralee...... Posts: 1,849 Adverts \| Friends	No stars yet - high five from me __________________ Donna

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01-09-2009, 10:28	#2
L_gaucho Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: On my Event Horizon Posts: 63 Adverts \| Friends	Loved the last one, years since I heard it