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The Power to Make Traffic Lights turn green....
A Mate told me that if its dark and you flash your heads as you approach a red light it will turn to green
He claims that theres a little sensor on the light that used for emergency service vehicles, you know with the blue flashing light an-all? Anyway I was driving home the other night and gave it a go...It worked!!! At least i think it worked....
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G**...I'm convinced it worked
Maybe I have secret mind powers....
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On another note there are certain junctions where a motorbike is unable to start the cycle.
So if you pull up at a red light on your own in the middle of the night you could be there for hours. You'd break the light if it was safe I've been there. And a minute a car stops behind me the lights go green |
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If I approach a set of traffic lights on my push bike, and if there's no vehicle stopped already, I look for the sensor markings on the ground (usually four large squares in a grid) and I'll ride my bike over the four squares. It always changes to green within seconds, unless it has just turned red.
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You do realise emergency vehicles can go through red lights?
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Can't you just do it with your mind like I do?
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I normally find that the most effective way of making traffic lights change colour is to pull up and refuse to move until they have changed to a colour you find acceptable.
Works every time P.s. your mate was just trying to pick up hookers
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Ifr you accelerate quickly while wearing a blindforld they turn green EVERY time. Frightens the s*it out of them.
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No. In some of the cities around the world (None in Ireland) where they have a system for emergency service triggered traffic lights they use more complicated systems than a lumen's sensor. Some use Infra-red transmitters and recievers, Other's fancy gps thingys. But the commonality is that they dont make the lights go green.. They make them go red at every set on the intersection they are approaching. This means that everybody is stopped and it's alot safer for them to go through. Also it stops people doing exactly what you were trying to do... Even if you can figure out the way to trigger the change, all you get is a face full of red lights.
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There have been some fascinating studies of how people see patterns rather than coincidence in life. Did anyone see that Derren Brown special (which itself copied an experiment) where a group of people were left items in a room and told to score points but given no other instructions. They then tried different things and then repeated the ones that they did when the points went up when in reality the points went up due to the actions of goldfish in a separate room and nothing the people were doing effected it. Afterwords they were sure certain patterns worked to get points even ignoring the times they didn't "work".
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