That's it!

dlofnep · 09-08-2009, 00:53

I'm being attacked by 2 flies, and they won't piss off. They keep landing on me, as if I'm a fly airport! I tried to swat them, kick them, punch them, throw a phone at them - Resilient little bastards live on!

And I swear, if a moth even tries to show his face - I'm getting out the lighter and a bottle of lynx and it's going to be napalm up in this mother fúcker!

Anyone else being attacked by this little bastards?

truecrippler · 09-08-2009, 00:55

Stop trying to hit me, I only want to play.

Tyranax · 09-08-2009, 00:55

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Originally Posted by dlofnep

I'm being attacked by 2 flies, and they won't piss off. They keep landing on me, as if I'm a fly airport! I tried to swat them, kick them, punch them, throw a phone at them - Resilient little bastards live on!

And I swear, if a moth even tries to show his face - I'm getting out the lighter and a bottle of lynx and it's going to be napalm up in this mother fúcker!

Anyone else being attacked by this little bastards?

Happens to me in the kitchen all the time. A byproduct of my mother wanting the windows open all the time. Annoying wee barstewards, that's for sure.

Iamxavier · 09-08-2009, 00:56

Take a shower

dlofnep · 09-08-2009, 00:57

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Originally Posted by Iamxavier

Take a shower

I did, I smell awesome! Maybe that's why they are landing on me - to have a sexfest with my lovely skin.

Dr_Phil · 09-08-2009, 00:59

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Originally Posted by dlofnep

I'm being attacked by 2 flies, and they won't piss off.

Normal behaviour.

dlofnep · 09-08-2009, 01:00

Oh god no, a daddy longs legs has joined the party!

I'm serious, I have the heebie fúcking jeebies right now!

*stovelid* · 09-08-2009, 01:00

It's weird. I haven't seen a moth at all this summer so far. which is good because I'm shit scared of them.

dlofnep · 09-08-2009, 01:02

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Originally Posted by stovelid

It's weird. I haven't seen a moth at all this summer so far. which is good because I'm shit scared of them.

Hate moths, hate them with a vengeance. Ugly butterflies, that's all they are. Ugly butterflies who like to bounce off lightbulbs for hours on end.

Sephiroth_dude · 09-08-2009, 01:04

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Originally Posted by dlofnep

I'm being attacked by 2 flies, and they won't piss off. They keep landing on me, as if I'm a fly airport! I tried to swat them, kick them, punch them, throw a phone at them - Resilient little bastards live on!

And I swear, if a moth even tries to show his face - I'm getting out the lighter and a bottle of lynx and it's going to be napalm up in this mother fúcker!

Anyone else being attacked by this little bastards?

I get attacked by moths alot,a swipe of a magazine while there on the wall does the job though

**Sharpshooter** · 09-08-2009, 01:05

http://www.artsjournal.com/bookdaddy/dead_fly.jpg

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