A man in a bar

[Hagar]

For more than an hour, a man sat at a bar staring into his glass. Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy’s drink and gulped it down. The poor fellow burst into tears. “Oh, come on, pal,” the truckie said. “I was just joking. Here I’ll buy you another one.” “No, that’s not it,” the man blubbered. “This has been the worst day of my entire life. This morning I was late for work and ended up getting fired.when I left the office I found my car had been stolen, so I had to walk ten miles home.Then I walked in and found my wife with another man, so I came here. And just when I’m about to end it all, You show up and drink my bloody poison.”

[Hagar]

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down,
looks in his pocket then orders another one.

He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again,
then orders another one.

He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,
"Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket.
What's in your pocket?"

The man replies, "Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there..
I drink until she looks good, then I go home."

[dh0661]

Another bloke joke - good though