WTF is wrong with some old people?!

Local-womanizer · 04-08-2009, 23:34

I have 2 grannies,both in their 90s.One has deteriated alot over the last number of years,lost mobility and now lives in a nursing home.The other granny can walk about,feed herself clean about the house.

The problem is,the granny who is in a home never has a bad word to say,is always happy to see visitors and never ever complains about how she cannot walk,she says if she were to die tonight she would be happy with the life she has lived,she has no regrets.She would be happy as long as she had food to put on the table and a bottle of whiskey in the cabinet.She would die for her children,stand up to anybody,and she has told Nuns,Priests and Teachers if they were to beat her children she would kill them,which I think is great giving her generation and the time they where in.I will be devastated when she passes on.

The mobile granny on the other had causes fights between her children,lies about things people say,pretends she has something wrong with her,says kids have it far to easy nowadays and should be out working in the fields after school,all the usual sh1te,even though she has never worked a day in her life.She sent her children to live with her sisters because she could not be arsed caring for them.When you go visit she insults you and gives out about how she is sick and pretends she is immobile.I couldent care less if she died tomorrow.

I hope to christ when Iam old I make people happy

Does everyone have a bitter grandparent in their lives or is it I am just unlucky with the b1tch that happens to be my granny?!

Fcuking maddens me!

Btw,this turned out more of a rant than I wanted!Sorry!

dlofnep · 04-08-2009, 23:36

1 granny is nice, 1 granny isn't.

Logic fail.

ElBarco · 04-08-2009, 23:38

You should get off her lawn

thomond2006 · 04-08-2009, 23:41

Fail

**TheZohan** · 04-08-2009, 23:42

There's always an evil granny.

brummytom · 04-08-2009, 23:43

I've got no grandparents.. stop yer boasting

Alessandra · 04-08-2009, 23:43

I found one of my grannys really difficult until she was in her 70s and the doctor finally medicated her. It genuinely worked miracles for my granny she was lovely and far happier in herslelf thereafter.

Local-womanizer · 04-08-2009, 23:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by brummytom

I've got no grandparents.. stop yer boasting

You can have one of mine

galwayrush · 04-08-2009, 23:44

Tis the mad cow disease.

brummytom · 04-08-2009, 23:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Local-womanizer

You can have one of mine

Pics?

jumpguy · 04-08-2009, 23:46

I lol'd when you said "mobile granny".

Local-womanizer · 04-08-2009, 23:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by brummytom

Pics?

Ah now!

I'll pay P+P,dont worry.

galwayrush · 04-08-2009, 23:48

Seriously OP, just put the cranky one up for sale on e-bay.

brummytom · 04-08-2009, 23:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Local-womanizer

Ah now!

I'll pay P+P,dont worry.

They're in their nineties? I can't see the P+P being too expensive tbh

Firetrap · 04-08-2009, 23:50

Or pawn them for some Denny sausages

04-08-2009, 23:34	#1
Local-womanizer Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Donegal Posts: 1,501 Adverts \| Friends	WTF is wrong with some old people?! I have 2 grannies,both in their 90s.One has deteriated alot over the last number of years,lost mobility and now lives in a nursing home.The other granny can walk about,feed herself clean about the house. The problem is,the granny who is in a home never has a bad word to say,is always happy to see visitors and never ever complains about how she cannot walk,she says if she were to die tonight she would be happy with the life she has lived,she has no regrets.She would be happy as long as she had food to put on the table and a bottle of whiskey in the cabinet.She would die for her children,stand up to anybody,and she has told Nuns,Priests and Teachers if they were to beat her children she would kill them,which I think is great giving her generation and the time they where in.I will be devastated when she passes on. The mobile granny on the other had causes fights between her children,lies about things people say,pretends she has something wrong with her,says kids have it far to easy nowadays and should be out working in the fields after school,all the usual sh1te,even though she has never worked a day in her life.She sent her children to live with her sisters because she could not be arsed caring for them.When you go visit she insults you and gives out about how she is sick and pretends she is immobile.I couldent care less if she died tomorrow. I hope to christ when Iam old I make people happy Does everyone have a bitter grandparent in their lives or is it I am just unlucky with the b1tch that happens to be my granny?!Fcuking maddens me! Btw,this turned out more of a rant than I wanted!Sorry! __________________ I pity the fool...but I also suggests ways in which he can better himself. Karl Pilkington is a fcuking legend!!!

04-08-2009, 23:36	#2
dlofnep Hosted Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Éire Posts: 11,895 Adverts \| Friends HMod: RaN	1 granny is nice, 1 granny isn't. Logic fail. __________________ Private Message for Access for RaN (Irish Republican Discussion)

04-08-2009, 23:38	#3
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04-08-2009, 23:41	#4
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04-08-2009, 23:42	#5
TheZohan C.E.O Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New York City Posts: 4,147 Adverts \| Friends Mod: After Hours	There's always an evil granny. __________________ tra lalalalalalalalalalalalallallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalallala You don't mess with the The Zohan!

04-08-2009, 23:43	#6
brummytom Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Behind You Posts: 5,182 Adverts \| Friends	I've got no grandparents.. stop yer boasting __________________ Don't give up 'til it's over, don't quit if you can. The weight upon your shoulders will make you a stronger man I'm being nice from now on. Yeah, you heard. Prick.... RIP Ronnie Drew 1934-2008 Liam Clancy 1935-2009

04-08-2009, 23:43	#7
Alessandra Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 887 Adverts \| Friends	I found one of my grannys really difficult until she was in her 70s and the doctor finally medicated her. It genuinely worked miracles for my granny she was lovely and far happier in herslelf thereafter.

04-08-2009, 23:44	#9
galwayrush Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Galway Posts: 7,652 Adverts \| Friends	Tis the mad cow disease. __________________ #2112 Quick to judge , Quick to anger Slow to understand Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand..

04-08-2009, 23:46	#11
jumpguy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Checkpoint Charlie Posts: 4,286 Adverts \| Friends	I lol'd when you said "mobile granny". __________________ "Trent looked at his trousers a bit of mud was on them. Now he was really mad someone was going to pay. €3.50 for dry cleaning and a karate chopped face."

04-08-2009, 23:48	#13
galwayrush Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Galway Posts: 7,652 Adverts \| Friends	Seriously OP, just put the cranky one up for sale on e-bay. __________________ #2112 Quick to judge , Quick to anger Slow to understand Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand..

04-08-2009, 23:50	#15
Firetrap Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: On the internet Posts: 3,200 Adverts \| Friends	Or pawn them for some Denny sausages

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