Im not an alcoholic..I just like to drink!

White_Feather · 04-08-2009, 02:36

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!

It was held in my aunts house. Got up kinda late and started on v + 7up. My glass wasnt empty all night and I managed to get my 69 year old aunt who doesnt drink doing shots and dancing to beyonce single ladies!

I woke up this morning, in a heap, clothes and shoes from the night before still on, and looked like the 5th member from kiss. I am mortified all day, dreading the next time I gotta see my family!!!

Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

soups05 · 04-08-2009, 02:37

worst thing?

i showed up

Iang87 · 04-08-2009, 02:45

i honestly couldn't tell you the worst thing who remembers family gatherings isn't that the point

orestes · 04-08-2009, 02:55

Thread on boards, in AH, with that title, at 4am on a Bank Holiday Monday

/subscribes to thread

moonflower · 04-08-2009, 03:06

Ah man, I cringe thinking of the last family function!

I had been working non-stop for the month before hand cause it was leading up to christmas and I hadn't been out in weeks so I decided I'd get nicely drunk and have a good night to make up for that. I got very drunk and my family kept buying me drinks. Ended up getting sick in my cousin's bed.

**Sharpshooter** · 04-08-2009, 03:07

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Originally Posted by White_Feather

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!
Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

Welcome to AHs.

**super-rush** · 04-08-2009, 03:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by White_Feather

I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself!

It was held in my aunts house. Got up kinda late and started on v + 7up. My glass wasnt empty all night and I managed to get my 69 year old aunt who doesnt drink doing shots and dancing to beyonce single ladies!

I woke up this morning, in a heap, clothes and shoes from the night before still on, and looked like the 5th member from kiss. I am mortified all day, dreading the next time I gotta see my family!!!

Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

How did you manage to get drunk if you never finished your first one??

Ikky Poo2 · 04-08-2009, 03:12

Excellent point. We're probably talking about a 15yo

here and the drink was aboit 0.6% vodka...

White_Feather · 04-08-2009, 03:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by super-rush

How did you manage to get drunk if you never finished your first one??

the magical fairy kept refilling my glass with my friend smirnoff when i wasnt lookin!

giftgrub · 04-08-2009, 07:10

I got arse faced at a wedding a few years ago, I was the plus one of a girl i was seeing at the time.

Anyway there was a big party the next day in the bride and grooms house, the bride spilled red wine all over a white carpet, what seemed like 50 people were there suggesting what to do

"Rub salt into it" said one
" Pour white wine on it" said another

Anyways I had a few responsible cans on board at the time, plus some wine and whatever else i could get my hands on

"Rub her her nose in it so she doesnt F***ing do it again" says I

Who has a white carpet anyway?

**WindSock** · 04-08-2009, 10:12

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Originally Posted by giftgrub

"Rub her her nose in it so she doesnt F***ing do it again" says I

Haha

Classic!

I thought this thread was going to be about people telling you you're an alco because you like a drink, then when you say 'no' they say 'ahh, denial a telltale sign' At which point I smash the bottle and shove in their faces

Kiera · 04-08-2009, 10:25

Don’t think I’ve done anything cringe worthy, its usually someone in my family that makes a show of themselves. I’m more the stupid drunk texts/msn person

BaZmO* · 04-08-2009, 10:39

Worst thing about drinking as you get older is the drink guilts. That feeling that you've done something awful but can't remember what it was.

pcurls · 04-08-2009, 11:39

here are a list of things i've done while drunk, should instantly make you feel better!

1. Got hammered in my hostel in australia and woke up the next day with a carving knife under my pillow and the owner of the hostel brought me in to see security footage of me running around the beer garden at 2am on my own with the knife screaming i was going to kill somebody while slowly but surley getting more and more naked until i was billy bollock doing laps!

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds!

3. When i was 16 i drank 24 bottles of breezers at my brothers 21st and screamed the place down calling my new friends posh b*stards and saying they had ruined my life, i threw full bottles of beer at cars passing on the road and wandered into a park where a junkie attacked me, was escourted home by the gaurds and all the while it was about 8 in the evening.

There are so manny more but I dont want to incriminate myself further!!

oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say

"Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!"

RandolphEsq · 04-08-2009, 11:51

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Originally Posted by pcurls

2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a black man on the school grounds

A real live black man?

04-08-2009, 02:36	#1
White_Feather Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 228 Adverts \| Friends	Im not an alcoholic..I just like to drink! I was at a family function last night and managed to make a complete tit outta myself! It was held in my aunts house. Got up kinda late and started on v + 7up. My glass wasnt empty all night and I managed to get my 69 year old aunt who doesnt drink doing shots and dancing to beyonce single ladies! I woke up this morning, in a heap, clothes and shoes from the night before still on, and looked like the 5th member from kiss. I am mortified all day, dreading the next time I gotta see my family!!! Whats the worst thing that you have done at a family function?!?

04-08-2009, 02:55	#4
orestes Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Riding into the sunset Posts: 10,662 Adverts \| Friends	Thread on boards, in AH, with that title, at 4am on a Bank Holiday Monday /subscribes to thread __________________ Well that was a hell of a ride.....

04-08-2009, 03:12	#8
Ikky Poo2 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Hot, sexy baaaadass Berlin, baby! Posts: 7,419 Adverts \| Friends	Excellent point. We're probably talking about a 15yo here and the drink was aboit 0.6% vodka... __________________ So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u purrz wit him u wont evr diez no moar, k? Lolcat 3:16

04-08-2009, 07:10	#10
giftgrub Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Dublin Posts: 609 Adverts \| Friends	I got arse faced at a wedding a few years ago, I was the plus one of a girl i was seeing at the time. Anyway there was a big party the next day in the bride and grooms house, the bride spilled red wine all over a white carpet, what seemed like 50 people were there suggesting what to do "Rub salt into it" said one " Pour white wine on it" said another Anyways I had a few responsible cans on board at the time, plus some wine and whatever else i could get my hands on "Rub her her nose in it so she doesnt F***ing do it again" says I Who has a white carpet anyway? __________________ His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die

04-08-2009, 10:25	#12
Kiera Hosted Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North Dublin Posts: 14,647 Adverts \| Friends HMod: SaG	Don’t think I’ve done anything cringe worthy, its usually someone in my family that makes a show of themselves. I’m more the stupid drunk texts/msn person __________________ The Snozeberries Taste Like Snozeberries. .

04-08-2009, 02:37	#2
soups05 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Dundalk Posts: 180 Adverts \| Friends	worst thing? i showed up

04-08-2009, 02:45	#3
Iang87 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Limerick, She is a lady Posts: 1,127 Adverts \| Friends	i honestly couldn't tell you the worst thing who remembers family gatherings isn't that the point

04-08-2009, 03:06	#5
moonflower Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Galway Posts: 435 Adverts \| Friends	Ah man, I cringe thinking of the last family function! I had been working non-stop for the month before hand cause it was leading up to christmas and I hadn't been out in weeks so I decided I'd get nicely drunk and have a good night to make up for that. I got very drunk and my family kept buying me drinks. Ended up getting sick in my cousin's bed.

04-08-2009, 10:39	#13
BaZmO* Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 9,439 Adverts \| Friends	Worst thing about drinking as you get older is the drink guilts. That feeling that you've done something awful but can't remember what it was. __________________ Beware of pickpockets in Paris...they'll steal your country's dreams. "Time flies like an Arrow Fruit flies like a banana"

04-08-2009, 11:39	#14
pcurls Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: dublin Posts: 65 Adverts \| Friends	here are a list of things i've done while drunk, should instantly make you feel better! 1. Got hammered in my hostel in australia and woke up the next day with a carving knife under my pillow and the owner of the hostel brought me in to see security footage of me running around the beer garden at 2am on my own with the knife screaming i was going to kill somebody while slowly but surley getting more and more naked until i was billy bollock doing laps! 2. Was called into my principals office on a monday morning and shown video footage of me as clear as day being rodgered six ways from sunday by a strange man on the school grounds! 3. When i was 16 i drank 24 bottles of breezers at my brothers 21st and screamed the place down calling my new friends posh bstards and saying they had ruined my life, i threw full bottles of beer at cars passing on the road and wandered into a park where a junkie attacked me, was escourted home by the gaurds and all the while it was about 8 in the evening. There are so manny more but I dont want to incriminate myself further!! oh and if people suggest you have a drinking problem say what i say "Does Tiger Woods have a golf problem? NO! He's just good at it!" Last edited by pcurls; 04-08-2009 at 11:59.*

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