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Old 29-07-2009, 21:15   #1
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David Cameron commits the most atrocious, evil, vile act a politician can commit...

HE SWORE ON MORNING RADIO...TWICE!
Many UK children sat eating their cereal and adults stuck in rush-hour traffic this morning on the way to work listening in horror to David Cameron muttering words such as "twát" and even a quickly said "piss." What is the world coming to? This is sick, wrong, and twisted. Imagine if Brian Cowen said this? There'd be uproar. We think our politicians are bad with their lies, cowardness, historic corruption and general utter uselessness, well, the UK ones are swearing. Count us lucky.

Sorry, couldn't find a BBC article to prove this horror, only Sky News, the best news station in the world, were willing to report on this:

http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonand...3-ebde2f6520c9

Sorry...I feel sick now and need to lie down...such uproar...
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:19   #2
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David Cameron muttering words such as "twát"
By any chance did he precede this with the words "I am a"? That would make it ok.
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:19   #3
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The same Mr Cameron at a recent public meeting thought it funny to use a monty pyton type German phrase which went down like a lead baloon and made him look like a ' Twat ' .Wouln't be to bad but this is supposedly, the future prime minister of the UK
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:22   #4
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Twats are the people offended by language. Get over it
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:22   #5
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Phew, for a second there I thought you were going to say he told the truth.
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:24   #7
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Sweet, hopefully now all the old British women will be so apalled that they won't vote for him in the next British election.
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:25   #8
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Pffft........thats not news.
Now if he came out in a gimp suit with Gordon Brown jockying him around the street singing "Your Filthy by the Scissor Sisters" then MAYBE I'd pay attention.
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:28   #9
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Too many twits might make a tw*t. lol thats actually pretty funny.
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:32   #10
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But ..But ...it's politically (yawn ) inncorrect right ?
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Ah for fcucks sake!
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The same Mr Cameron at a recent public meeting thought it funny to use a monty pyton type German phrase which went down like a lead baloon and made him look like a ' Twat ' .Wouln't be to bad but this is supposedly, the future prime minister of the UK
If he is, I'm fúcking emmigrating.

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David Cameron commits the most atrocious, evil, vile act a politician can commit...

..... he had sex with Madonna?
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Phew, for a second there I thought you were going to say he told the truth.
lol, first thought that came into my mind too, but thank god he didn't or i wouldn't have slept tonight!
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Old 29-07-2009, 21:43   #15
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Has the Daily Mail called for his head yet?
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